But make sure you know some Satanic rituals also so that if the angel tries to rape you, you can summon a demon to protect you.
Rapists that wear blue are the strongest rapists, beware these men. Rapists that wear red are weaker, and rapists clad in orange will only take 1 or 2 strikes to defeat.
Jump on the rapist’s head to knock him right out of his shell! Then you can kick his shell to send it flying towards other rapists!
But watch out for spiky rapists.
The more broken bones and dangling exposed organs you show, the less likely those ignorant ashes will be to accuse you of lying.
Don’t get pregnant. Use your innocent woman magics to counteract any biological processes. The sperm can tell the difference and will behave like perfect gentlemen even when the producer of such sperm doesn’t.
Pffft…
Two words…
Genital warts!
(You’re welcome!)
Oh yeah, that reminds me: I was given real life advice to tell the rapist you have AIDS! I think it was a teacher who said that.
Hmm, that was one of the things I hadn’t yet felt guilty for not trying…
I would not have thought there were many rapists unaware it was a serious crime, or what rape is.
They know it’s a serious crime, they just don’t think what* they’re* doing or thinking of doing (e.g. having sex with a woman who is clearly too drunk to consent, as opposed to hiding in the bushes and attacking a passerby) is rape.
Tell the rapist you have all STDs known to modern science. If you only pick one, he might have it too, and as a result not be dissuaded from raping you.
That’s why it helps to do studies, instead of relying on “common sense”. Because, despite all the jokes, it actually does help when you tell men, “Don’t rape people.”
You’d think but there are people who are pretty stupid and need to have it pointed out to them. They’ll be thinking “Rape is when you grab a woman in the park and hold a knife to her throat. I didn’t do that. I was at a party talking to this girl and we were both drinking and getting along okay and then she passed out. Sure I had sex with her but it’s not like I threatened her or hurt her. So it wasn’t rape.” And people like that need to be told that what they did was rape. And it’s worth doing because if you can make them aware that something is wrong most of them won’t do it.
In fact, get all the STDs known to modern science in advance. That way you can prove what happened. And you won’t be stoned.
actually my assault did occur early am in work parking lot, unfortunately he waited until I started to get out of the car so I couldn’t wreck or run over him, did bash the living shit of his face and head by grabbing the ice scraper and stabbing him in the face with it.
now I have several very sharp knives concealed around the driver seat as well as on my person and no compunction whatsoever against using them. just call me cuisanart
I was told to laugh and when he showed confusion start crying and tell tell him I just found out I had gotten syphilis/aids/pick something scary from the LAST rapist and isn’t it funny? now he’s going to have it ain’t karma a bitch?