Salma Hayek - Miss Jane Dilemma

Danalan: So, I can’t interest you in my 70s adult video collection then? Never mind, banana mousse cures everything. You know that. I know that.

Coldfire and Oldscratch: I’m touched. Thank you.

I’m a better masochist now than I was a year ago, I’m sure. Thank you Lunasea, TVeblen, Primaflora, Spoofe Bo Diddly et al for making that possible.

The only thing worse than a whiner is a whiner holding a grudge.