Salma Hayek's Boobs Save The World

[drachillix]

@WhyNot

Of course. That’s what I said. (Well, okay, I said “bacteria,” and HIV is a virus.) It’s also a very delicate virus, destroyed by the heat of pasteurization, and should not be a realistic worry from pasteurized milk bank milk.

Considering how poorly HIV survives in open air a good stir before pouring into the bottle would probably do.

[Little_Nemo]

She deserves the Nobel Prize for Breasts.

[Pyper]

I love how she says “meelk.”

[chowder]

Breasts, the cause of and solution to all of lifes problems.

[Sublight]

According to the ABC article,

Tradition has it, in some areas, that it is not acceptable to have sexual relations with breast feeding women.

So to really make an impact on social trends, Hayek should have breastfed a baby, and then had sex with someone. Once again, the MSM is only giving us half the story!

[Cluricaun]

@Sublight

So to really make an impact on social trends, Hayek should have breastfed a baby, and then had sex with someone. Once again, the MSM is only giving us half the story!

I think it’s wrong to have sex with breastfeeding women too. Most of the time you just end up knocking the baby out of the way.

[Dinsdale]

Reminds me:

There once was a woman named Pat
Who had 3 kids named Rat, Bat, and Tat.
They were fun in the breeding,
But hell in the feeding,
When she found there was no tit for Tat.

[hawthorne]

I would have liked to see the mother’s consent on the tape. But, yeah, that’s heroic.

[corkboard]

@outlierrn

You missspelled ‘modified sweat gland.’

I’ve never been a big fan of her work*, but this is cool.

*Except the snake dance in From Dusk till Dawn, that rocked

Rent Frida. You’re welcome.

[WordMan]

@Little_Nemo

She deserves the Nobel Prize for Breasts.

I have told this story once before on the SDMB: I know someone who has actually, um, sorta fondled Ms. Hayek’s attributes. He was a media reporter for the NY Times at the time and was talking with Harvey Weinstein at a movie premier after-party. Salma came up and, seeing my friend talking with a big dog like Harvey and knowing that my friend worked for the Times, she endeavored to make an impression on him. So she asked him what he thought of the movie and then launched into her own thoughts, grasping his hand and pulling it tightly into her bosom for a few minutes. He has no clue what she said ;).

And he looks basically like a grey-haired Family Guy dad (Peter Griffin?), so there was no come-on involved - she was just workin’ with what she had in the hopes it would lead to favorable coverage in the Times down the road, bless her.

[Cluricaun]

@Terrifel

Knock yourself out…

Mmmmm…tastes like dust and nicotine.

[Cervaise]

@Jorge_Burrito

Is there anything her breasts can’t do?

I prefer the term “Salma’s Stimulus Package.”

[outlierrn]

@corkboard

Rent Frida. You’re welcome.

I have seen it, she just doesn’t do it for me.

I still think it’s masively cool that she’s fighting ignorance, one boob at a time!

[WhyNot]

@outlierrn

I still think it’s masively cool that she’s fighting ignorance, one boob at a time!

Well, maybe if she could find some hungry twins, she could double her rate!

[picunurse]

@WhyNot

Of course. That’s what I said. (Well, okay, I said “bacteria,” and HIV is a virus.) It’s also a very delicate virus, destroyed by the heat of pasteurization, and should not be a realistic worry from pasteurized milk bank milk.

Hepatitis is more of a risk than HIV.

Changes in Human Milk with Pasteurization and Freezing
Donor milk must be heat-treated (pasteurized). Pasteurization does affect some of the nutritional, immune and other components of human milk. All white blood cells, bacteria, and viruses are destroyed. The nutritional components are altered somewhat, resulting in slightly slower growth when compared to infants fed their own mother’s fresh milk. Many enzymes, growth factors, immune factors, vitamins and minerals are unchanged or slightly decreased. Heat treatment of donor milk may even increase the activity of some factors in human milk. Freezing destroys milk cells and most viruses, but does not appear to affect the nutrition or anti-infection action of the milk.

Human Breastmilk Donors and Banks
Human milk banking has a long tradition in many countries and a recognized role in the care of preterm and sick infants. Currently 10 US Donor Milk Banks and one Canadian milk bank belong to the Human Milk Banking Association of North America (HMBANA). All voluntarily follow guidelines drafted in consultation with the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) and the Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC). These guidelines include screening of all donors for antibodies to human immunodeficiency virus-1 and 2 (HIV-1, HIV-2), human t-lymphotropic virus 1 and 2 (HTLV-1, HTLV-2), hepatitis B (HBsAg), Hepatitis C and Syphilis. Breastmilk donors also receive a full health and risk history and a tuberculosis skin test (PPD) if appropriate. Donor milk is released after it is heat-treated at 62.5 degrees centigrade (144.5° Fahrenheit) or greater for thirty minutes and bacterial cultures are negative. Donor milk is dispensed only on prescription.

[NurseCarmen]

That kid is lucky that she wasn’t a fembot. Kablammo.

[Gorsnak]

Just one more illustration of the fact that youth is wasted on the young.

[Invisible_Chimp]

I just finished reading “In Defense of Food” by Michael Pollan. In it, he argues against processed food and calls infant formula, the first processed food. Every few years scientists find something they forgot to add. Breasts are the best.

Also, I have been listening to the song, “Dear Janet Jackson” by Richard Thompson. It is a song about her infamous wardrobe malfunction incident at the Super Bowl. The refrain:

If you must shove your titties in sombody’s face
Shove them in a baby’s, shove them in a baby’s, shove them in a baby’s
Tits are a tease and fun to squeeze
But babies need them too
That’s what they’re there for
That’s what they’re there for
Who are we to ask the why or wherefore?

I’ve always loved Salma’s breasts and now I love them more. Go Salma!

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Welllllll, I’m just cynical enough to think that this might have as much to do with raising Salma’s profile and helping her movie career as it does with helping starving African kids.

But let me emphasize that, in principle, I’m in favor of anything that results in more people having access to her breasts.

[Kozmik]

@Marley23

Two cheers! Tit tit hooray!

Tit tit hooray!