Not to brag or anything. . . 
Did anyone else see that article in Playboy that lists Salt Lake City as the number one city in America for the quality of blowjobs?
Thanx…I’ll bear that in mind for when I come over that side of the world!
Always thought that you yankees just bragged about everything…but now it’s in a mag, I guess it’s official…you really do have the biggest mouths!! : )
Biggest mouths???
Believe me baby, size doesn’t NOT matter.
struggles to remember Salt Lake City and US culture
Utah… Arches… Mormons… Diane…
and all this equals best blowjobs?
The fate of the western world lies on a knife edge…… entire nations haven’t slept for 30 hours……the planets are dis-aligning…………the world is in danger of ceasing to rotate and……. at least Diane keeps life in perspective.
Although all the electoral college exit (and entry) soundings I’d hope to take into account aren’t yet correlated, some experience of this important policy implemetation leads me to announce:
For consistently blowing my socks off (well, we all have our little idiosyncrasies), I nominate the representatives of the State of Cal-i-forn-yahhh.
California? Pshaaaaaaw - amateurs. :rolleyes:
Well I travelled through the US last year and passed through thirty odd states, met heaps of people and I’d have to say…
[sub] umm… that I have no comment at this time… [/sub]
I think we should form an ad hoc committee to investigate
these scurrillous allegations. I propose to lead a sample of 5 men about the country sampling the local aptitude until we have a statistically significant sample to prove/disprove this report. I call for a Congressional appropriation for suitable physical plant (mobile home with a/c, satellite TV/phone, tap system, stereo) and advise a rush, this is obviously in the country’s best interest.
Not being from the states, I would like 2 lady representatives from every state (ar as many states as possible) to volunteer their services so that with a sizeable demograph I could make a conclusive decision.
feh. Id like to see them do up those charts on a dry wipe board.
I’m confused. Does this mean getting a blow job in SLC is the best as opposed to getting one in another city? Or does it mean that people who come from SLC, no matter where they currently are, give the best hummers?
Did you say “breast interest?”
That article is just hype to drum up interest in the Winter Olympics in Salt Lake City.
With that in mind, I propose that the following events be added:
Synchronized Sucking.
The Fellatio Freestyle.
The SuckMeDry Slalom.
The Bi-Athalon Blowjob.
Say, Diane, just curious - do you swallow or spit it out?
Your gum!!! Do you swallow your gum or spit it out? Jeez, some people and their dirty minds…
Isn’t sodomy punishable by stoning in Utah?
Playboy already did and WE WON!!
Don’t you watch the news? Blowjobs aren’t considered sex, therefore, don’t count.
About my gum - I don’t do either one. I take it from my mouth and stick it under my chair to save for later.
Seriously, it makes me wonder how Playboy did their study and who they used.
I don’t know why this popped in my head but it did…
I picture a bunch of guys sitting around the campfire swapping stories about the best blow job they ever got (picture Pace Picante commercials). The conservative, bible thumping, non drinking Mormon guy stands up and says the best blow jobs are from Salt lake City. The rest reply…
Salt Lake City?
I always thought the last one you got was the best.
How do you get a job as a tester for this kind of thing? Not that I want to apply… just wondering.
I think I might have to change my sig to “Salt Lake City?”
So Diane, would the result have been different if you lived in, say, Iowa? Exactly how much did you personally skew the study? haha
Maybe it’s time for a vacation to Utah…
I lived in Salt Lake City for four years. Based on personal experience, sex of any kind, oral or otherwise, was virtually nonexistent.
That couldn’t have anything to do with me, of course. Right?
I’m sorry. I couldn’t help myself.
.getting out map,packin’ a bag, makin a sign…
lemme see hear… ‘Utah or bust’…hmmmmmmm
Ironically it’s a crime to have sex in utah in any position other than the missionary position.
So they are the best at Oral sex, but cannot give it legally. Perhaps that helps things knowing that when she’s giving it she’s “a baaaad baaaaad girl”
<insert riding crop slap here>