So, two of my tires- front driver side and rear passenger side- have developed slow leaks- I’ve been filling them several times per week. The rear passenger is missing the cap off of it’s air valve.
Today, a little money ahead (which is an interesting rant in/of itself but a longer one) I drove to Sam’s, bought two new tires, and gave what I thought were simple instructions: Put the new tires on the front, put the front passenger side tire on back, dispose of the rear passenger side tire and the front driver side tire. Sounds pretty self explanatory, right?
So I waited three hours while they installed the tire, walking through the adjoining stores, having lunch in a restaurant a block away, getting a haircut two blocks away, and then came back and picked up my car. The front tires were brand new, no problem. I drove home, secure in the knowledge that the shade of Uncle Sam Walton smiles upon me.
This evening I went out and noticed that my rear passenger side tire is low. And that it’s missing the cap off of its air valve.
It’s the same fucking tire I specifically told them to throw away and replace with the front passenger tire (or replace it with the rear driver’s side tire and replace that one with the front passenger, whatever, but the point was get rid fo the rear passenger tire because it has a leak- that’s the whole fucking point of why I bought new tires and paid to have them mounted and rotated. I am positive that this is the same tire that was already on there.
Fuckers! Their tire department is closed on Sundays but this is one fat white boy who will be there on Monday commencin’ like a holy roller that "you bring the manager out here to me with a signed apology, some chicken wings and a year’s subscription to Details and I might think about takiing some time out to speculate on calming down. I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE CAN’T FOLLOW SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS!