Wow. So that’s where Jules ended up after wandering the Earth.
He could hardly improve on Carl Anderson’s performance, but Samuel Jackson might be interesting in the role of Judas in Jesus Christ Superstar
He could have made 51st State (Formula 51) better by shooting the director before he got started.
“Coming to America”. Sam could try to rob the faux-McDonald’s that Eddie Murphy’s would-be father-in-law owns. Eddie with his metrosexual sidekick could then fight Sam off with a mop or something like that.
*A Tale of Two Cities: *
It is a motherfucking far, far better thing I do than any motherfucking thing I have ever done.
Gandhi: A motherfucking eye for a motherfucking eye only ends up making the whole goddamned world motherfucking blind, motherfucker.
Gandhi: The function of a motherfucking civil resistance is to provoke a motherfucking response (and they should expect a response) and we will continue to provoke the motherfuckers until they respond or change the goddamned laws. They are not the motherfuckers in control; we are, motherfuckers.
yep, Ghandi works much better with MFSLJ than that old softy Ben Kingsley
Samuel L. Jackson in Spanglish:
“¿Puta de madre español usted lo habla?!”
SLJ in The Terminator! “I’ll be back…motherfucker!!!”
Frankly bitch, I don’t give a muther-fucking damn.
YOU SHALL NOT PASS MUTHERFUCKER!
Drums, mutherfucking drums in the deep
They’ve taken the mutherfucking bridge, and the mutherfucking second hall,
We can not get the mother fuck out.
They are muther fucking coming.
It means the Luca Brazi sleeps with the mutherfucking fishes.
That’ll do mutherfucker, that’ll do.
I’ll be right here mutherfucker.
I’m Mad As Hell, And I’m Not Gonna Take It Anymore, You Mother Fucker.
Out of all the motherfucking gin joints in all the motherfucking towns in all the motherfucking world, she motherfucking walks into mine.
I remember Quintin at one point talking about making a movie about WWII. I can just picture it. Samuel L. Jackson as General Patton, Tim Roth as Rommel, and the climax of the movie being an epic sword duel between the two.
I’m trying to think of some quotes but…they’re already tailor made for SLJ.
Colonel Kurtz; "The mother-fucking-horror! "
Captain Willard; "He was close, motherfucking real close. I couldn’t motherfucking see him yet, but I could feel him, as if the boat were being motherfucking sucked upriver and the water was flowing back into the motherfucking jungle. Whatever was going to happen, it wasn’t gonna motherfucking be the way they call it back in motherfucking Nha Trang. "
Seriously, is “Motherfucker” Samuel L. Jackson’s “I’ll Be Back”?
How many movies has he said it in? When did it become his calling card?
Arnie only needed to say, “I’ll be back!” in one, didn’t he?
The Miracle Worker?
“Now all I have to teach her is one word: . . .”
One ticket to Hell, please
Tyrell: Would you… like to be upgraded?
SLMFJ: I had in mind something a little more radical, you dig?
Tyrell: What… what seems to be the problem?
SLMFJ: What the hell do you think, nigger? Goddam death is the problem.
Tyrell: Death; ah, well that’s a little out of my jurisdiction. You…
SLMFJ: I WANT MORE LIFE, motherfucker!
“I’ve seen things you motherfuckers wouldn’t believe. Punk-assed attack ships on fire off the shoulder of goddamn Orion. I watched motherfucking C-beams glitter in the dark near Tannhauser fucking gate. All of them moments will be lost in time…like motherfucking tears…in rain. Time to die, bitch.”
A lot of lines don’t need to be changed at all, just delivered by Samuel L. Motherfucking Jackson. Like this Batty line: “That was irrational of you…not to mention unsportsmanlike.”
SLMFJ as Homer Zuckerman in Charlotte’s Web:
Homer Zukerman: Some Pig, oh, you were through, well allow me to retort. (chrome plated ax is removed from behind his back) The righteous pig will be beset upon by the bacon farmer. (Axe slash, axe hack, blood flies. Sees Charlotte)
Well, goddam, we got mutha fucking spiders in the mutha fucking pig pen! (Breaks out his chrome plated lighter and burns the spider.)
Call me a pig again, mutha fucker
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SSG Schwartz
Thanks wolfman, I’ve just found out SLJ was also a member of The Jacksons, via that article. I certainly don’t remember him in the cartoon series though. 