If this shit is so whoopity-whoop super-duper classified, how come he got to make copies in the first place? He gets to read and take notes, how classified can it be? He was going to sell them to the Saudis? Maybe he was seduced and controlled by a cunning Baathist agent, Fatima of the Quivering Thighs?
He’s reviewing stuff related to the time when he was NSA, a sort of short, chunky, white, totally non-hot Condi Rice. What the hell was he gonna see he didn’t already know? Who was he going to fucking tell, that didn’t already know? Maybe more to the point, who could he tell that would fucking care?
What, he’s hiding something maybe? Theres a dark scandal hidden in the National Archives, like Monica L. is an agent for Mossad (Code Name: Hot Lips)? If there was some really hot shit there to burn Bill C. with, it would have been in Fox News hands at fax speed.
Something pretty stupid has happened, but nothing very important has happened. Maybe when the super-duper prosecuter gets done with his exhaustive investigation of the Plame leak, and finds out who framed OJ, he can work on this.