This story is Rashomon told by a schizo speed freak.
The papers
Are copies
Are copies and notes
Are copies notes and authentic documents
inadvertently intermingled by a notoriously sloppy guy
maybe purposely intermingled
and inadvertently stuffed into a briefcase
absentmindedly stuffed into his coat pocket
cunningly secreted in his stockings
repulsively crammed up his Nixon
the documents are crucial pieces of strategic data, invaluable to our enemies
the documents are notes of meetings, which reveal the weakness of Clinton admin. thinking on terrorism
which would be bad for the Demos because it would deprive them of number 26 of the Top Fifty Talking Points
we don’t know what the documents are, we only know they are secret, and stuff that is really, really important is marked secret, so they might be very important!
The staff at the archives are clueless.
The staff was well aware, and invented “codes” for the documents so that they could track the crime in progress, perhaps under supervision from the FBI, who encourage amateur investigations.
The staff was suspicious because Berger returned stuff he shouldn’t have. They took a meeting and pondered the implications, deciding at length that if he were returing them, he must have had them. If he had them, they were gone. They were not supposed to be gone. Then they went to lunch…
The FBI took months to investigate this because the were tracking down all the potential implications: all the known connections between Berger and bin Laden, for instance… They were also monitoring the behavior and strategy of Al Queda to see what effect this revelation of Clinton administration vulnerabilities would have.
The FBI took months investigating this because nobody gave a rat’s patoot about it, but they liked keeping it around to give to rookies as a “hazing” stunt, it becomes known as “serving the new kid a sandy burger”. Hilarity ensues.
I’ve heard about eleventy seven sworn versions of God’s own truth, and now even my preconceptions are confused. I can’t even remember which bias I approached this with.
But there must be some facts, mustn’t there? That is the nature of reality, right, some things are true, the rest are not.
Can we get some facts just on the documents, just for starters? It was suggested, for instance, that scenario 3© above is the one, Berger was seeking to remove all traces of an embarassing event in the Clinton admin, cause it would destroy Kerry’s campaign, or un-embarass Bush, or just because.
Then someone else equally authoritative tells me that all the documents are recorded and “archived” and none of them are gone, and even if they were, everybody’s already read them all anyway and already thoroughly discussed everything Berger might have been hiding…
No, no, we have no idea what the documents were, they could be anything, they could be vitally important to national security…
So the documents are the McGuffin here. Nail that down, and everything will fall into place. The wind up, the pitch… Can anybody tell me, with any real solid authority, just what, exactly, those goddam furshlugginer documents were!