Do you believe in Santa Claus?
I voted “I never believe in Santa Claus”.
I dont understand why you have “I usually believe in Santa Claus.”, “I sometimes believe in Santa Claus.” and “I seldomly believe in Santa Claus.” in the poll. Surely you either believe in Santa or you don’t - how can there be any middle ground?
Well, there are differing levels of doubt for any belief.
Maybe “I completely believe in Santa Claus,” “I strongly believe in Santa Claus,” “I moderately believe in Santa Claus,” etc would have been better.
And if there is a middle ground, wouldn’t it be populated with various degrees of undecied (“I’m pretty sure he’s real” vs. “I’m pretty sure he isn’t real”) rather than of how frequently you believe?
Edit: Beaten to the post.
If I only believe in Santa on days with an R in them, what should I vote?
That would be “sometimes.”
This poll is badly flawed in its wording. Can we please take this one down? I have created a new poll on the same topic that should work better.
I AM Santa Claus
BOO!
No, I am Santa Claus!
I’m Batman. And so’s my wife.
I’m a Jew, and I skewed your poll.
Sorry about that.
Closed at the request of OP. New poll here.