Santa Claus

Do you believe in Santa Claus?

The rule at our house is that anyone who does not believe in Santa Claus will not be getting any presents from him…so who am I to say he doesn’t exist?

Of course I believe in Santa Claus. He’s been dead for ages, though.

If the United States Postal Service believes in him, I will not disagree with them, case dismissed.

Everybody knows there ain’t no Sanity Clause.

I believe in Santa Christ.

Sure I believe in Santa Clause. At least as a fun concept of giving and family holiday traditions.

Without Santa there would be no need for houses decorated in Christmas lights, trees adorned with ornaments & tinsel, and happy children opening presents.

Of course I do…I’ve been there! Had an awesome time at Holiday World…

Of course I believe. Someone’s been wathcing me to see if I’ve been bad or good, so it must be Santa, right?

Right?

That’s right!

If there’s no Santa, how do I get all those presents every year?