Has there ever been a study on how fast Santa Clause would have to travel in order to make it to every Christian’s home in a single night?
Wouldn’t the friction and windage burn him to a KRISp?
Anyone? Anyone?
This horse has been beaten to death and beyond. Go look at Google and you’ll find a million pages on the subject.
There is a small but vocal political minority that has been agitating to change the name of the state of Virginia, because of the sexual connotation. This caused a great deal of confusion at the North Pole this most recent December, and Mrs Claus had to reassure him: “Yes, Santa Claus, there is a Virginia.”