Good for Bozel, whoever he is. I’ve always said that conservatives need to do more self-policing.
Fox News likes to showcase the antics of the New Black Panthers and the fake Native American professor from Colorado. But those guys have no base of support for a reason – lefties are simply better at self-policing than modern conservatives are. If more conservatives had a shred of principle, they would say things like the following:
…and sadly, some bloggers at that site are already rallying to say “hey, it didn’t actually go through, so there’s nothing wrong here” and “why are you throwing him under the bus so quickly”.
There are some in that “new generation” actually *proud *of being called childish and immature by their elders – right-wing Yippie-ism!
What are you talking about, dude’s hawt!
I’d teabag that – with two swinging bowling balls in a croker sack.
Oddly enough, this is what pisses me off the most about this story; I like that song, dammit, and now that asshole has smeared his greasy fingerprints all over it. :mad:
Here’s Abbie Boudreau’s account. The funny part to me is the list of items:
I like how Marvin Gaye is too cliche, but fuzzy handcuffs are in! And if you’re trying to seduce a woman you know what really turns them on? Nude women. And man, he needs viagra for Abbie Boudreau? Really? She’s a total babe.
The handcuffs and blindfold are implied threats of sexual assault.
So this super-straight suburban Mom discovers her pre-teen son has a stash of bondage and discipline porn, and she freaks, runs to the Dad, throws a fit and ends with “Well, what are you going to do about this?!”
“Well, I dunno, honey, but I think spanking is out.”
Still not a word to be found about this on the Fox News site.
What, no green beans with butter, rolls and mashed potatoes were to be offered? How lame.
Bit of a stretch, não é? Are the candles an implied threat of arson?
Maybe not, but that pentagram chalked onto the floor…
So, in response to O’Queef’s paranoia that CNN was planning to do a hit-piece on him he decided he’d really give 'em something to negatively portray?
The boy is in serious need of some psychotherapy. I recommend Sigmund Schadenfreude.
I’m thinking more John Harvey Kellogg. A nice long stay at the Battle Creek Sanitarium would be right up his alley. Repeatedly.
Well, one would think it would be hard to come out smelling like a rose after walking into an office and asking someone to help you smuggle sex slave children across the border, but he managed to pull that one off with some heavy editing. That probably gave him enough confidence to think that he could portray anything he wanted to. Then add the fact that he’s a total moron who’s now addicted to the spotlight and the adulation he gets from the dittoheads, and I’m sure he was getting desperate to come up with something to get back in the headlines.
Would there be high colonics? Because if there would, I’m pretty sure he’s in.
Which part of Sean Hannity would he play? And who would play the rest of him?
So instead of hitting him on something substantive, he calls attention upon crude buffoonery. True objective: having the serious investigation aborted by turning it into the story of the O’Keefe/Boudreau freaky incident. If the scene goes down as planned the rabid fans get to see a MSM figure embarassed and mortified as a bonus. If not, they still will convince themselves the reaction they get is an ad-hominem attack by PC liberals who can’t take a joke. Remember, those rabid fans think that all the MSM ever do is deliberately libel righteous-true-Americans.
I don’t think they make an enema that would fit this big of an asshole.
I recommend Jack Kevorkian. He’s not technically a psychiatrist, but I think he would still be able to help O’Keefe’s problems.
Well if it’s not reported by Fox News, it never happened.
Can we get a passing mod to close the thread now?