SarcasticRover is the first ever Twitter account that has made me go back to Twitter on a regular basis. It is hilarious.
That’s cool, Obama. I didn’t want to talk to you anyway. I had shit to do. Like look at this rock, and that rock… and this pebble… dick
Can’t wait to drive around and look at some other rocks. I bet they’re amazing! LOL JK They’re probs still red and shitty
In honor of Erwin Schrodinger’s birthday today - I suggest everyone try to kill something adorable with a box.
Not to brag or anything, but my mast is over 40 inches long when fully erect, and also, it has an atomic laser on it… ladies.
Did a science and there’s ICE ON MARS! Now if I can find some whiskey, I’ll be happy. LOL not really - still going to die here.
First data from MARS! Lots of rocks, mostly red, everything’s cold, surprisingly high levels of depression.
Is there an Olympic medal for looking at rocks and slowly dying?
I took a picture of a mountain… which makes me just like EVERYONE WHO HAS EVER SEEN A MOUNTAIN.
Just found a rock that looks exactly like Clint Eastwood… so basically, I found a rock.
No everybody let’s do a SCIENCE!