Sasquatch

They hear you coming, so they hide.

Except when they throw rocks at you or shake your tent to defend their territory. I suppose it’s proof of how intelligent they are that squatches only use the aggressive options when you don’t have a camera or a gun.

Or so says Finding Bigfoot. :smack:

Well, sure, but is there something special about Sasquatch, or is this just like the Legend of Boggy Creek, with mountains?

The reason I’m asking is that I have a theory, which of course once I propose it, someone will say - “But what about this?” I want to get my sasquatches all groomed nicely first, yanno?

I think hominid-like creatures are appealing, Yetis, Sasquatch, and the totally improbable Gorilla, except they found that last one. And the Rocky Mountains make it seem more probable that it can survive without being seen. A 7 foot tall chicken in Brooklyn doesn’t have the same kind of appeal.

The more time that passes without conclusive (or even reasonable) evidence, the less likely it is to be true.

Sure has been a lot of time so far, no?

But we can never say never; think asymptote.

Granted, maybe not in Brooklyn. How about the Wild West?

Lot’s of good eatin’ in a 7-ft tall chicken.

Yeah, but it’s a different kind of appeal, not the same kind. Although maybe Sasquatch tastes like chicken, most critters do.

It’s a glitch in our pattern recognition wetware. It’s the same reason that you not only recognize this :slight_smile: as a human face, but you think you know how it’s feeling.

There are also some bugs in terms of projecting expectations into missing gaps in the data, and in terms of faulty long-term data storage mechanisms.

The end result is that every human civilization, at every point in history, believed in large, hairy crypto-hominids. The only common factor is us.

What about a 7 foot tall chicken just across the Hudson in Hoboken, New Jersey?

There’s no appeal to a Joyzee chicken of any size.