SATAN - A moment of your time please

The BBQ Pit
#1

Mods, sorry to put this in the Pit, but I needed to talk with Satan.

Satan, jens will be in town tomorrow and Wednesday night. The Polycarps and I thought we would have dinner with him at least one of those nights. I can not give you very definite plans yet since I haven’t heard from jens, but would you be interested in participating in this. I emailed you and gave you my work phone number. Please let me know asap. Thanks.

Any other local doper that would like to attend is also welcome. Please contact me at my email address.
NOTHING to see here…move along.

#2

I told you, Smoothie… The soul deal is non-refundable!

Geez, the noive of some people…

Yer pal,
Satan

*TIME ELAPSED SINCE I QUIT SMOKING:
Six months, three weeks, 23 hours, 30 minutes and 13 seconds.
8199 cigarettes not smoked, saving $1,024.90.
Extra time with Drain Bead: 4 weeks, 11 hours, 15 minutes.

David B used me as a cite!*

#3

You’ve got so many souls, one less won’t make any difference. ::insert whiny voice here::

#4

Can’t you guys teabag one another in another forum?

#5

at least when I axed Satan out, I disguised it as a rant…
it still got moved to MPSIMS… :frowning:

#6

Ok, come on guys, Satan has an email address. Try using that for personal communication with him.

The Pit is not to be used to arrange playdates, OK?

Be thankful your “rant” was moved, Nav. This one’s toast.