Inspired by http://www.hecklers.com/sws/satan.php3
It was funny the first few times but near the end you think they would have been more creative since there was so much potential.
Now for the fun part. Choose a nursery rhyme (it doesn’t have to be your favourite) and write out its even eviler* equivalent.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a well
Humpty Dumpty then went to hell
All Satan’s devils
And all Satan’s demons
Fried up Humpty again and again.
(admittedly not my best work)
*Nursery rhymes are inherently evil.