To get this started a little more, I’ll repost some of what I wrote in cadolphins thread.
Many people really have no idea what satanism really is, as it’s such a taboo thing to talk about. However, over the past couple of years people have started to accept this (I have many good Christian friends who have never tried to convert me or expressed open concern for my soul) which has made being open about it a lot easier. A lot of us just don’t tell anyone because it’s too much of a hassle to explain it and defend it at least once every 3.7 seconds. I however, believe it is worth defending. So I would love to take the time to share a little bit of info about it.
Satanists either believe that there is no god or devil, or they believe strongly in both and choose to worship neither. We worship ourselves, and our basic philosophy is self betterment. AKA, we are vain.
Pride is not a sin, it’s a virtue. You should be very proud about how good you are at the things you are good at, and never ashamed to share that if it comes up in conversation.
We love our friends almost as much as we love ourselves, and would help them anyway possible. We really don’t care at all about strangers. Why waste some of my love on someone I don’t know, when I can give that much more to the people I do.
Try not to bother or cause harm to anyone. However, the minute someone causes you harm in anyway, you have the divine right to “strike down upon them with great vengeance and furious anger.”
Above comes from the philosophy that we all have a sacred space, our body & mind & emotions (AKA private bubble) which no one has to harm in any way. This is a contract that everyone is born into. Once someone does something like, oh, punch you, they should know that part of their contract (AKA fine print) reads:
“the moment you cause harm to anyone, you have given away the right of your private bubble to said person, and they may use any force they will to protect themselves from further harm, even if it means your life.”
Keep in mind, I don’t know any of us who go stir crazy and knife someone for pinching us on St. Patty’s day, but we also feel we have the right to beat the livin’ beejeezus out of frat boy who punches us, simotaneously refering to us as “Slayer shirt wearing faggot”
Now, some quick verification of some myths about satanism.
We all listen to metal - well, maybe not ALL of us, but a lot of us do. But a lot of christians also listen to gospel music, so nyah.
We all have mullets - false
We all ride goats - false, but I certainly would if they could support my weight. They’re SO DAMN CUTE! Especially the lil pygmy ones!
We eat small fuzzy animals - true. rabbit is mighty tasty in stew.
We play cards with the minions of hell every Tuesday - false. Poker night has now moved to Thursday, because lord Lucifer is taking a pottery class Tuesday nights.
I hope this has helped explain Satanism to everyone. If you have any more questions, I would love to reply.