Saving humanity from homosexuals is as important as saving the rainforest

[Boyo_Jim]

@Rigamarole

There’s gotta be a good joke in there somewhere but I’m too tired to think of it.

Yeah, I can come up with bits and pieces, but not the whole…

…the Amazon gay forest… clear cutting the woodies… it’s just not coming together for me.

[Chimera]

Goddamned Homosexuals fucking up the rain forest…

When they aren’t out killing whales, raping babies and forcing people to use contraceptives and drugs.

[Terrifel]

@Uosdwis_R.Dewoh

Link to Wikipedia.

“The Pope emphasized that the creatures of the rainforest don’t necessarily ALL deserve protection…”

[Illuminatiprimus]

@Chimera

Goddamned Homosexuals fucking up the rain forest…

When they aren’t out killing whales, raping babies and forcing people to use contraceptives and drugs.

And making cats and dogs live together - don’t forget making cats and dogs live together.

[Annie-Xmas]

@Der_Trihs

This is industrial strength stupid. Wear a helmet.

A tin foil helmet.

[MsRobyn]

@Kythereia

I’m going to keep on banging my head against the desk until the stupid goes away. Good plan, yes/no?

Nah. Banging your head will do nothing except give you a concussion and a nasty knot. The Church as 2000 years of stupid behind it, and that’s just too much.

Robin

[matt_mcl]

@Gatopescado

Make sure you work in that the Pope wears a dress and wears a “funny” hat. Pssst: It’s shaped like a PENIS!

“Oh sure, you’re a real good judge of normal! With your gold dress on, your matching hat, living it up in the Vatican with 500 men, surrounded by the most priceless collection of ANTIQUES in the world… ooohh girl!” - Margaret Cho

[Sunrazor]

Um, Anglican checking in here … we’re feeling a little left out. I mean, the Archbishop of Canterburydresses funny, too, and he’s not all that giddy over having gays just hooking upwilly-nilly (indeed, keeping one’s willy out of someone else’s nilly is the whole point of being Anglican, one would think!) In all fairness, we Anglican Episcopialians would respectfully request an appropriate portion of denigration over the whole gay thing, and I hope there aren’t too many entendres in that last sentence.

[Kythereia]

@Sunrazor

Um, Anglican checking in here … we’re feeling a little left out. I mean, the Archbishop of Canterburydresses funny, too, and he’s not all that giddy over having gays just hooking upwilly-nilly (indeed, keeping one’s willy out of someone else’s nilly is the whole point of being Anglican, one would think!) In all fairness, we Anglican Episcopialians would respectfully request an appropriate portion of denigration over the whole gay thing, and I hope there aren’t too many entendres in that last sentence.

Dude, you’re so behind the times. We’re schisming* over same-sex union blessings now!

*That was not intended as an entendre either.

[Muffin]

@Kythereia

Dude, you’re so behind the times. We’re schisming* over same-sex union blessings now!

Out of fear of teh gay, 19 Canadian Anglican parishes have joined the Anglican Southern Cone that traditionally covers Argentina, Bolivia, Chile, Paraguay, Peru and Uruguay.

First Anglican priests marrying, then women becoming Anglican priests, then gays becoming Anglican priests in Canada, then gays marrying in Canada including in Anglican churches – what next in the slow march to equality for all?

[detop]

@Muffin

<snip> what next in the slow march to equality for all?

The Pope marrying the Archbishop of Canterbury ?

[Marley23]

@Annie-Xmas

A tin foil helmet.

Better yet, a tin foil mitre.

Hmm. Halloween’s only 11 months away; I think that’s going on the list.

[Jenaroph]

@DianaG

I respectfully submit to the RCC that the world is full of real problems that they could maybe help with, if they’d get their heads out of their pants.

And out of everybody else’s pants for that matter.

Seriously, I can’t think of any other religion that’s so nosy about what people do in their own beds.

[Sunrazor]

@Jenaroph

And out of everybody else’s pants for that matter.

Seriously, I can’t think of any other religion that’s so nosy about what people do in their own beds.

Ever met a Baptist? Damn, those people can be judgemental!

[Omegaman]

@Sunrazor

Ever met a Baptist? Damn, those people can be judgemental!

Just because they are worse doesn’t make the RCC any better. Jesus wasn’t about that.