Saw boyfriend of SJW friend chowing on some Chick-fil-a. What should I do?

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So with Henry turning red and giggling nervously I’ll conclude this is all concocted - way too pat.

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Meh. I know SJWs and progressives that eat at Chick-Fil-A. Not everyone gives a shit.

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Anyone else surprised by the join date?

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Oh, I’m definitely getting a certain vibe from the OP…

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Stop playing games and just ask the dude out already.

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Not when combined with the post count.

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She must be at least 70 by now. I wouldn’t worry about it too much if she hasn’t got the relationship thing worked out yet.

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Not so lame. At least this one writes with sentences, paragraphs, and punctuation marks.

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I wonder if people write Abby nowadays complaining about SJWs? I know they used to complain about SUVs. Woman Hopes Fling With Boss Will Become Steady Commitment - Dear Abby | UExpress

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NVM, this isn’t the pit

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His interest in harming poor Henry and damaging his relationship leads me to believe that the OP is secretly wishing he was the one “sticking it” to the young SJW lass, if you catch my drift.

Jealousy makes people do ugly things. Like stake out a mall Chick-Fil-A and harass boyfriends of “friends”.

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I make Chick-fil-A chicken better and cheaper at home by brining my chicken in pickle juice.

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< raises hand>

Also… you drive a white sedan, and somehow that’s an indicator of your all American status?

I drive a blue car, what does that make me?

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Smurfican-American.

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Yeah, but then you have to stink up the house or go outside to deep fry it. For the price and peace of mind, I’ll go to Chick-fil-A. I’m not convinced that Chick-fil-A is actually brined in pickle juice, but using pickle juice as a chicken brine does work well.

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And at least Kenji doesn’t think the regular fried product is brined in pickle juice (though he says the chicken strips and grilled chicken may be.)

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I once saw a very slow witted person eating at Jimmy Johns.

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Yes, a fantasy based on a fantasy world of SJWs and chicken.

ETA: And now I’m hungry. Damn.

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But…i voted for Gargamel! I can’t possibly be… shudder…a Smurf!

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This sounds like the plot line for a very special Saved by the Bell.