Hey, people who are accused of being homophobic scumsuckers and respond “but it’s damn good chicken!”: your taste is as bad as the black velvet NASCAR paintings on the wall of your trailer would indicate.
It’s shitty fast food chicken. It has pickles on it, which don’t go with chicken at all. It’s not as good as the chicken at Wendy’s, which in turn is not as good as chicken you can get from the grocery store, because FAST FOOD IS SHIT.
No one would be singing the effusive praises of this unremarkable assembly-line junk food if it weren’t associated with their Southern childhood. Not everyone who likes Chick Fil A is a homophobe, or a Christian, or even a conservative (though a disproportionate number are). But everyone who insists on pointing out that it’s the fucking self-actualized top of the food pyramid is confusing nostalgia for the region of their upbringing with the actual quality of a goddamn foil-wrapped deep-fried glob of corn-fed crapmeat.
Do you think GI Joe is the greatest TV show of all time? Do you think Airheads are the finest dessert on earth? Do you think no baseball team in the majors today compares in heart and hustle to the Little League squad you played on? This is what thinking Chick Fil A is superior is.