No, you don’t need to deep fry it. Sous vide it at 140 degrees F for an hour then a 30 second sear on each side on a hot cast iron skillet. No muss, no fuss.
Pretty judgemental for someone who previously posted about going out late at night in his pajamas to pick up diet cherry Coke, white bread and ranch dressing.
That’s not Chik-Fil-A chicken! That’s some hoity toity treatment that doesn’t deserve to call itself fast food. What’s wrong with you, man? You aren’t going to fool anyone with that chicken abomination. 
That’s not at all what I want when I want a Southern style chicken sandwich. When I want Chick-Fil-A or just any fast food chicken sandwich, I want fried chicken. Just like when I want chicken nuggets, I want them fried, or fish tacos, it’d better be battered and fried fish in there, none of this healthy grilled stuff.
You forgot the part where the OP hooks up with the SJW at the end.
ETA: Deep fried food is delicious and no other form of cooking will scratch that itch. When I’m bored I do, in fact, make my own deep fried nuggets from chopped up boneless thigh meat, but it is a messy pain in the ass, and I have to do it outdoors so my wife doesn’t kill me. Still, I’d rather go to Chick-Fil-A, if I had one closer by.
Worth it.
I have boycotted them every single Sunday because of this policy, and will continue to do so till then change this policy. I will however eat there other days of the week in support of them being open those days.
I think we are missing a important pretty of the puzzle here.
What sort of things are you trying to blackmail Henry into doing?
Hey, this isn’t the Playboy jigsaw puzzle thread!
Shhhh, don’t reveal any secret challenges. Especially the one where the policeman walks over and just can’t control his laughter.
Saw boyfriend of SJW friend chowing on some Chick-fil-a. What should I do?
Have you ever considered minding your own fucking business?
I think you should tell the chicken eater about your erotic fascination for the things he puts into his mouth.
I don’t care about healthy, it’s that batter that I can’t abide. Batter is made from grain. Grain’s not food, grain’s what food eats.
What can you do? What should you do? Mind your own damn business.
Or this
His prayers have been answered! Now he can get a keg…delivered.
That is deeply wrong.
To be fair, the commandment is “thou shalt not bear false witness.”
Which must mean it’s totally cool to threaten to tell the truth so you can extort something out of someone else.
“And I say unto you, Yea, gather ye loopholes while ye may”
Why wouldn’t it make you a better person?
I’m sure the yoga mat chemical they use in their bread helps boost your inner balance.