Both Superman and Batman have been played in the movies by British actors.
Video games will look like movies you can control, and will have amazing interactive stories with real actors. Most kids won’t care, and instead the most popular games in the world look like computer legos.
Turns out Michael Jackson was a pedophile.
You’ll wish Return of the Jedi was the last Star Wars movie.
Also, Han shot first.
There was an uprising against popular brands resulting in the removal of iconic emblems from their packaging.
Want to cross the Atlantic really fast? You’re better off staying in 1985.
William Shatner went to space in a privately owned rocket at the age of 90.
A President of the United States refused to accede to the peaceful transfer of power, including encouraging and attempting to join a violent attack upon Congress.
The Republican Party refuses to censure this person and may nominate him to run again.
Dr. Who is also female.
Metallica will be the highest-grossing metal band of all time.
The President Of The United States tried to stage a coup to keep himself in power after he lost an election. Despite the fact that his activities are known and undeniable, he hasn’t been criminally charged yet.
But when people make calls they have to dial 10 digits. One the good side, all calls are free, there’s no such thing as long distance anymore.
You can talk to your house…& it’ll do what you tell it!
It’ll do things like turn the lights on or off or make them brighter/dimmer or even change the color of them. You can tell your HVAC system to make it warmer or colder.
Oh no!
There will be only 8 planets in our solar system.
Many dinosaurs you think were scaly actually had feathers.
If you want to get attention, you should be an influencer or content provider on YouTube or Instagram. If you get enough “likes” you might even go viral. It works best if you get people to subscribe, share, download and comment. And make sure they get notifications.
Smash that like button
Also, people will communicate with little pictures.
Also, see that pregnant person? The baby is called a millennial, and you’ll blame it for everything.
Al Franken was elected to the U.S. Senate.
“Musk was going to buy Twitter, but backed out because there were too many bots.”
“YouPorn app is available on both iOS and Android, so you can download gonzo stuff on your tablet anywhere you have wifi.”
“You can hit me up on Insta.”
“I used Windows Media to rip my CDs, and I converted them to mp3s.”
“You can store your videos in the cloud.”
“I liked him on Facebook.”
“It turned out the Zoom cat lawyer was a milkshake duck.”
(Some background here if those memes escaped you)
This is one of my favorites, simply because it sounds so ominous if you say it in hushed tones.
Antarctica and the Arctic are melting. So is Greenland.