Fine by me. We’ll sit in quiet companionship ignoring each other lol!
Every night, about 20 minutes before bed, I eat 5 scrambled eggs (usually with an avocado).
I also take my multivitamin right before I go to sleep.
I prefer to sit when taking a shower
One of the nicknames for my cat is “mama”
I occasionally flip around and sleep with my head at the foot of the bed, to “even out” the mattress.
I often sleepwalk. I think, as I’m sleepwalking how much more comfortable I was in bed and why don’t I go back. Never have.
I wake up in odd places, Everytime.
I would have thought it would be odd places every OTHER time.
I once told my wife that I was walking on the inside of her to protect her if a burro came out of an alley and tried to through a jar of acid in her face.
Yeah, even if … everything is equal. 
How do you sleep with that in the stomach…? For me, that would be a recipe for either acid reflux, or at least 5 hours without sleep.
“I love you too (in Terceron)” (a Rowan Atkinson / Doctor Who reference).
“Hang on, I have to put my feet back on” (said at the doctor’s office, when I have removed my shoes for a weigh-in and need to re-don them).
I often say “Some form of”
We should eat some form of food.
I’m going to do some form of cleaning.
Amazingly, I’m still married.
It doesn’t bother me. I’m usually asleep about 15 minutes or so after I lay down, and I sleep soundly through the night.
It’s not an especially heavy meal, and I eat 6 times a day, so my body is used to digesting, I guess.
What I find weird is how people can go so long between feedings. I eat my eggs about 9:30 at night, and I don’t eat breakfast again until 8:30 in the morning. Thats 11 hours as it is! I can’t imagine not eating after 7 pm, which I often hear recommended. I’d be up in the middle of the night looking for a snack.
I only eat twice each day; once on my way to the office (about 7:30 am) and once on my way home from the office (about 4:30 pm). If I eat any later than that, I pay the price, and either won’t be able to sleep, or will wake up to the lovely experience of stomach acid in my lungs (which makes a sound like the old Rice Krispies-in-milk adverts, in case you were curious).
I was taught back in grad school the version: “The colorless green liquid slept furiously.”
I used that a lot in teaching CS to show students the difference between syntax and semantics.
Only a couple years ago or so did I search for it found it was wasn’t the original expression. But I like it, so there Noam.
I’ve never heard that version, and it partially defeats the point of Chomsky’s version, which is that each adjacent pair of words has a very low probability of occurring because of the incompatible semantics. “Colorless green” would almost never occur; likewise “green ideas”, “ideas sleep” and “sleep furiously”. In your version, “green liquid” is perfectly cromulent and undoubtedly has been uttered millions of times.
Generally speaking, I eat at roughly 8:30 am, 11:30 am, 2:30 pm, 5 pm, 7:30 pm, and 9:30 pm.
My eating habits are either the healthiest way to eat (my ever so humble opinion) or it’s going to kill me.
I eat about 200 grams of protein a day - in addition to the eggs, that results in me eating about 8 to 10 ounces of red meat a day (plus yogurt, milk, and whey protein powder)
But I also eat about 40 grams of fiber. So that means a lot of fruits, vegetables, and nuts (plus oatmeal, sweet potatoes, and psyllium husk; i.e. Metamucil)
It’s definitely on the weird spectrum.
If you don’t mind me prying, do you have trouble with your weight?
Not at all. I’m about 212 pounds, at 6 feet. I can see my abs, but I’d need to drop about 10 pounds of fat to be really lean. I’m just lazy about doing cardio.
That is awesome. You’re now my eating hero.
I should add that I work out with weights 5 times a week (usually about 6:30 pm on that eating schedule)
I used to be a twice-a-weeker, but now I’m old. We lift once a week to prevent any further muscle loss. And long ago, I could bench a single at 400 lbs, and bench 350 for reps. Now I’m a weakling who struggles to bench my weight.
Damn dude! You’re now my lifting hero.
I don’t bench my weight. It’s not about that anymore.
Eating well translates into excellent “pumps” at the gym. I chase that tightness in my muscles. I don’t worry about the weight I use, but my form is perfect.
And I think you can get away with eating “lots” of food when you load up on natural, minimally processed foods. I eat single ingredient items: beef, a sweet potato, and an apple. Or beef, a bowl of oatmeal, and some blueberries, apricots, and prunes. Or eggs and an avocado. Plus lots of water.
You don’t get fat eating like that.
(You poop 2-3 times a day, but you don’t get fat)