Scam (Internet and Otherwise) Omnibus Thread

Nae, it’s October, plenty of Spirit Halloween’s to pick up a pack of simoleans. Send her a photo of your cash wad & tell her you already claimed it

At least you’ll make him scratch ‘her’ head for a minute going WTF

It’s taken a turn.

Hello, Eric,

My dear,
Please stop doubting and worrying. I’ve been to the bank and the lottery several times, and I can tell you that they know me there by sight now. I had to travel 55 kilometers by bus in the heat, and I’m very tired, but nothing will stop me. I’ve seen everything with my own eyes and tried to do everything possible, but I have to act from afar since I’m not a client and can’t get information directly.

The only thing I managed to find out is that you need to contact the bank directly and follow their instructions. We must stay calm and act decisively. I believe in your strength, which is why I’m with you. I understand that the winnings have caused you a lot of thoughts and worries, but we need to be pragmatic and not lose our heads.

You just need to follow their instructions and complete all the steps they require. Remember, there may be bureaucratic hurdles, but we can get through this together. The most important thing is to stay calm and focused.

Our reward is not just the money but also our future together. I want us to get what we deserve. Don’t let bureaucracy and problems stand in our way. Stay calm and determined. I’m looking forward to our meeting and our happiness together.

And please, wait a little while — they will contact you themselves.

Who the hell is Eric?
Are you two-timing me, you ignorant slut?

Peter Mosse

May I suggest that you tell her that you’ve successfully claimed your winnings and now that you’re rich, you can afford a much hotter woman and have no intention of sharing anything with her?

I doubt it would work as she’s (and possibly other scammers) obviously in cahoots with (or actually runs) turkishwinner. They would know if I tried to claim the winnings.

A new Irina.

Bona jorno! My Mister Sweetheart, May we speak? Let’s high-pitched speak) presently I am look up thankful mister;-) It’s my e-mail for response is [redacted] , I can send You my pictures! till next time

Hi Irina,
I don’t have time for you, I’m dealing with several other Irinas at the moment.

Peter Mosse

Oh, I know it would be the end of the game, as she would absolutely know that there are no winnings…but it would be a fun way to tell her to F off.

Sometimes, even telling them directly to F off isn’t enough. It’s like trying to shake off a rabid dog with lockjaw.

So she’s a chipmunk.

Maybe she has a winning ticket for the acorn lottery.

If you believe that, you’re nuts!

So the idiot sent the same letter that this was an answer to.

My answer this time:
This is the same letter you sent on the 23rd. Up your game, you’re being rackmatingly cavitic.

Peter Mosse

Nonsense Word Generator

And I am an expert accordion player! Maybe I can play “Smells Like Nirvana” for you on it one day.

Unfortunately(?) they might think they go a hold of Weird Al Yankovic if they saw that.

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She threw A.I. under the bus.

Sorry, that was an AI typo. By the way, did you get a response regarding the lottery?

Then stop using AI. I prefer to talk to a real person.

Peter Mosse

She’s claiming she never got the answer.

Hello Peter
Read the subject of the previous letter…
I sent you the same letter because you didn’t answer it and I decided
that you didn’t receive it. Emails are often lost in the junk mail
folder. I specifically sent you the same email. Can’t you see the
subject of the letter?

Thinking about you Irina.

I did answer it.

Peter Mosse

Probably doesn’t want to admit she couldn’t understand it.

Between this & the emails from the lottery it seems a lot of her emails end up in your Spam folder. Hmmm, I wonder why so many of her email end up there???

Actually, few of the scam mails P. Mosse get go in the spam folder. The ones that do are generally flagged as spoofed addresses.

I only use ProtonMail for my scambaiting.

Lottery Ticket is back though she’s gone back to being Vika.
Same email as started this whole chain. And another different email address.

Hi! Thank you for responding to my message :blush:. As I shared earlier, I used this app to meet new people, and now we can talk here. My name is Vika, and I live and work in Turkey. I have a small beauty business :lipstick:. I’m hoping to find someone to have a nice conversation with, and perhaps it could grow into something bigger :two_hearts:. This is my first experience using such platforms, so if I type something awkward, please be kind, okay? :blush: I want to say upfront that I’m not one of those girls who asks for money for flights or gifts. I’m just an ordinary girl, not a model, and I’m not looking for a superman or a millionaire. What is most important to me is meeting someone I can get along with. What about you? Tell me a bit about yourself: where do you live, what do you do? What are your hobbies? Do you like traveling and learning new things? Personally, I really enjoy it! Also, how tall are you? Simply curious! I included a few of my pictures, I trust you’ll like them :camera_flash:. I’d be happy to check out your photos in return. I’m excited to learning more about you. That’s all for now. I trust you’ll have a chance to respond. Looking forward to hearing from you! :cherry_blossom:

You already sent me this letter. Why are you starting over?

Peter Mosse

A twist in the lottery. From help @ turkishwinner. club.

Good day, respected participant of the national lottery company. I would like to ask once more about the progress of your award. I hope all is well with you and that you have decided how to spend your money, which rightfully belongs to you. Today, your spouse, Victoria, visited our office and asserted her rights to receive this money, showing an electronic ticket purchase receipt and validating her email address used during the purchase. Therefore, we can explore the option of issuing the funds to her, provided you give your permission. If she covers the necessary taxes and bank fees, we can proceed with the payout to her. We must ask for your consent since you are the primary owner of this amount, but given her confirmed participation and close relationship with you, we are willing to consider this option. The process involves a few formalities but will not burden you, and we can arrange for the prize to be given to her. As we have not yet received bank confirmation of your funds being transferred, we will initiate the process. If you are not in agreement, we strongly recommend you proceed with the bank process to avoid missing out on the money, as there is a limited time frame for receiving it. Wishing you a great time and hoping you spend the money intelligently and help those in need.

I am not married at all, let alone to someone named Victoria. I do not know this person.

Peter Mosse

I guess she has Dissociative Identity Disorder.

I’m Henery the Eighth, I am
Henery the Eighth, I am, I am
I got married to the widow next door
She’s been married seven times before

And every one was an Henery (Henery)
She wouldn’t have a Willy or a Sam (No Sam)
I’m her eighth old man, I’m Henery
Henery the \Eeighth I am

You’re not going to believe the reply.

Thank you for choosing our company and for your trust in us. We understand that you wish for the prize to be sent to your wife or girlfriend.

Apologies if we’re unsure of the best term to use here—your decision is always yours to make.

However, we wanted to bring a few important points to your attention before finalizing your choice.

Please remember that you are the official winner of this substantial sum, and this could make a significant impact on your life.

Our role is only to remind you that, per our records, you are the rightful recipient and owner of the prize. Considering the amount,

it might be beneficial to weigh this step carefully before proceeding.

In similar situations, we often recommend that the winner collects the prize personally and then decides independently how to use it.

This not only keeps control in your hands but also allows you to make a decision confidently and without external pressure.

Imagine how these funds might offer you new freedom, open new possibilities, or help you realize personal dreams.

Ultimately, only you know what goals and plans will bring you the greatest satisfaction.

Perhaps it’s worth considering all options to ensure the choice feels right for you.

We are here to help and happy to assist you in this unique experience.

If you have any questions, please don’t hesitate to reach out—we are always on your side and ready to support you every step of the way.

Wishing you all the best and hoping you make the choice that brings you the most benefit and happiness.

Best regards,

Turkishwinner Team

I facepalmed so hard i think I gave myself a concussion.

I specifically said this person is not my wife. What’s more, I never entered your lottery.

Peter Mosse