I once made out with a radiator woman from the radiator planet.
Did Bill Clinton say that? I’m pretty sure Bill Clinton said that.
That dude has been soooo scammed! Cat Queen wouldn’t be caught in the Milky Way much less this lower sector of the galaxy.
Sounds like he’s been conned by one of those trejorian multi genders. My guess is they’ve uploaded his encounters to the empath network and are using the residual payments (behordiats love cheesy empath porn, they goo up their empath cylinders all day on that stuff) to fund the razor crystals they need to fuel their ship for the cross galaxy run. Oh those crazy Trej punks.
Aliens always have names that would be high-scoring words in Scrabble, but dammit, proper nouns are forbidden.
Oh dear. NOW it occurs to me to look that up. :eek:
As long as they agree to raise the children Catholic.
Regards,
Shodan
Damn it…why is it always the maniacs and schizophrenics that get all the confidence and charisma? 
Sounds like you need to listen to Troy McClure’s self help video, “Get confident, stupid!”
Natural selection? I figure if you’re not genetically preprogrammed to have a grossly distorted perception of reality, the infants of your species would either strangle themselves with their own umbilical cord, or failing that, grab a scalpel and take out everyone in the operating room as soon as they saw daylight.
When they sent us here - the planet of the double-wides - at the crusty, ass-end of this shit hole galaxy (no offense), they had to lie to us. I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking they told us a pretty, soothing lie, maybe the way you’d tell your dying goldfish the toilet is really just a bigger bowl, which, you know, isn’t even a lie really. No. This was supposed to be a zombie-vampire-grammar nazi planet. We were told it was a one way trip - a virtual suicide mission, which again, wasn’t exactly a lie, only this time, was so much better than the truth.
(just in case it’s hard to tell when I’m joking . . . ^—joke 
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That was a radiator.
Is there a burn ward within 10 feet of here?
Of course it had to be a cat-alien. What is it about felines and sexuality?
Well, they do share a name with the lady bits.