Very sorry i was not aware that all posts were required to gramaticaly correct, sorry if I upset your taste i didn’t know your level of pomposity reguarding a light hearted post.
My humble appologies of master of the the English Language…
It’s not pomposity - it’s just that you’re making yourself look thick.
“My humble appologies of master of the the English Language” - WTF 
As i said for god sake this isnt a bloody essay if i was posting on a topic that wasn’t meant to be funny then your criticism would bewell founded. I really dont mind if people think i am thick that is their own oppinion and who am I too proove them wrong…
Precisely.
It’s not that I give a flying fuck about your grammar, the truth is I’m worried about you. You can’t communicate for shit. I had to guess at large sections of your story. I got the main point, but mainly through a bit of extrapolation and not because I could understand your point directly. You are like a low functioning Jack Tripper in a demented Three’s Company episode, and I’m worried that burley-woman will take advantage of you. Call your Uncle Waverly if you need help.
Is this meant to be funny?
So what happened? Did you guys go out and sort it out?
Now she’s a hose mate? I’m confused. I thought you two weren’t hitting it off. :eek:
Ouch.
I shall offer my best guess as to what the OP intended to communicate. I will try to refrain from correcting style, and merely content myself with rendering it into an approximation of english. This is done not only as a public service, but also as a byproduct of my honest attempts to determine for myself if there is enough information in the post to make independant semiosis a practical possibility.
Squirebob, you should know that folks are expected to meet a certain minimum standard of communications skills to post here, or they’ll likely be hooted off the boards. That’s not to say we’re all completely “anal” about language, (although I’ll readily admit that I am,) but I think a good rule-of-thumb is that if people have a hard time figuring out what you’re trying to say, a good percentage of them are going to get their backs up, and many more will simply ignore you. Do take a little care, or take it to the Yahoo! chat rooms, where that sort of abuse of the English language won’t raise any eyebrows.
That being said, I sincerely hope that you find true love, or at least get a little action.
I read that typo and thought “Psycho Hose Beast” a la Wayne’s World
LC
Thanks, Larry. That was clear as Mudd.
Wah diddle bedoit.
Good Lord, through the filter of Larry, the OP takes on a fair degree of wit.