GAH! This pic just frightened me.
Ladies, (I’m talking to you too, Virginia Madsen) you are beautiful. Please don’t smile so big. It’s disconcerting.
What’s worse about that first picture is her horrifying orange color!
One more thing:
Shouldn’t Kate have worn panties or at least gotten a wax job or something?
NO!
No, this is orange hair!
I’m thinking Teri’s had some work done to her face. She looks a bit stretched out there. Sad.
Oh, you meant her skin tone. Yeah. I thought they quit making that orangey self-tanning lotion?
Heh, yeah I meant her skin tone. I wonder if it looks better in person than in pictures?
Damn, that picture of Paula made my boobs hurt in sympathy. Yikes!
Wow! I adore Virginia Madsen and I think her mouth is one of her most pleasing features. I enjoy seeing her smile, but I’ve never seen her smile like that. (Does anyone else think she looks like Helen Hunt in that picture?) Not really ugly or anything, it just doesn’t look like her.
They are smiling this way because in Hollywood beautiful and $1.79 will get you a tall drip at Starbucks. You have to be FAAABULOUS! And after about age 35 the only way to do that is to smile so big you scare people.
I had the same reaction. I looked at the picture and thought “Yikes, Paula Abdul’s ‘Living Bra’ has decided what it wants for dinner.”
You were looking at her face?
…and the Grinch got a terrible, AWFUL idea and grinned his Grinchiest grin…
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That’s it exactly!!!
I think she tends to look like Gillian Anderson.
Did anyone ever notice Goldie Hawn hardly ever smiles right? She bares both her top and bottom teeth instead of smiling.
Of course, now some enterprising Doper will link to a picture of Goldie with a charming smile, but you do know what I’m talking about, right?
That’s what happens when you get too many face lifts.
No, a beard is what you get when you have too many facelifts (thanks, ABFAB).
It’s not the old self-tanning lotion…it’s the spray on crap that is so popular now. Yeeech.
I actually kept thinking the same thing last time I saw Candyman. Glad to know I wasn’t just overly influenced by all her trenchcoat wearin’ in that flick.
