In a last ditch effort, doctors advised husband Micheal Schiavo to try oral sex to get a rise out of Terri. He was then left alone with her. As the thirty minute mark passed the doctor knocked on the door as a courtesy and cracked it open to monitor the situation only see Micheal zipping up and Terri lifeless and blue. Micheal Schiavo reportedly muttered “shit, I think I choked her.”
You, sir, are a despicable human being. There are just not enough words in the world to express how absolutely repulsive… no, there are, but I don’t dare speak them.
:rolleyes:
It’s actually spelled “Michael”, btw.
Hey , take it easy killer!..
The O.P. does NOT reflect my personal feelings, it is just mindless dark humor , that comes from the mind of a man who has lost his own woman to heart failure at the damn too young age of 37.
I remember that joke from the Playboy Party Jokes page.
I remember that joke from the 17 other places I heard it.
So this is the 18th-funniest time you’ve heard a joke that’s not too good in the first place. My heart weeps.
I thought it was clever Bob.
Thats pretty fucked up, man.
Well, its not my original material or anything as other posters have made clear, but thanks TEELO.
Said all I’m gonna exept that airman buzzkill, G.S.O.A, can zip it or start a thread in the pit
A pity you couldn’t have done so in the first place.
Well, 'twas the first time I heard it.
I’m spectacularly unimpressed, and the “ain’t you guyz got a sense-a-hyumuh” mock-innocence on the part of the op doesn’t enhance the situation.
‘You took the words right out of my keyboard’.
Sorry, I’m unsure of the tone of tour post. jokes of any nature as I understand are not to be posted in the pit.
I’m a fan of tasteless and rude humor, as is Airman Doors, but the OP went where even he and I care not to go.
Crass, rude and tasteless material is not the sort of thing MPSIMS loves to harbor. But then if you’re looking for an answer to the question “Where would iampunha have posted this?” the answer is nowhere on this board.
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Crass, rude and tasteless material is not the sort of thing MPSIMS loves to harbor. But then if you’re looking for an answer to the question “Where would iampunha have posted this?” the answer is nowhere on this board.[/QUOT
And you had a good hearty chuckle while you took in **for easter: Jesus jokes.**on this board? :rolleyes:
bob, you can’t argue your way into being funny…
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Really? I just looked through it and didn’t see iampunha anywhere in that thread.
I dont want to defend it, I just stuck it out there on a whim.