Mundane and Pointless to everyone but me… So today was the first day of my nursing classes, a day I’ve been looking forward to for oh, about a year now (ever since I decided that my 2nd degree should requires a skill). I got my books, notebooks, pens, and backpack, and off I went to the first class. It was a total cluster. A honey-nut cluster, to be specific. That is, lumpy and messy.
They admitted more people to the program than they realized, and have to split into 4 classes (from one) to keep the teacher:student ratio in line with what they say it is. Thus, they moved all the classes to new time slots. My new “improved” class schedule is a wreck, and it’s a good thing I didn’t accept the new job with set hours, 'cause I’m now unavailable those hours since that’s when classes meet. Only one class that was supposed to meet today actually occurred, and I now have classes until 5:00 PM on Friday, which is unheard of in academia.
Anyway, classes started today and I just thought I’d share.
Actually, this nurse uniform is kind of hot - I may need to undo the top button here so I can get some air. And the new white garter belt I had to get to hold up the white stockings is kind of itchy and oh, heck, I’ll just slip it off.
Bedside manner, hmmm? Just let me fluff that pillow for you, while leaning over with my breasts in your face… There, all better. Is there anything else I can do for you? Spoon feed you some jello? Backrub, frontrub, anything at all?
Sponge bath you say? Let me get some warm water and a nice fluffy towel for when we’re done. I’ll close the door to ensure we have enough privacy…
Luckily School doesn’t restart for another couple of weeks, otherwise there’d be a teacher with his mind not on the job (or possibly too much on the job).
