blowero, my friend? Count me as being at least ONE guy who totally gets where you’re coming from in this thread. I hear what you’re saying, and I utterly agree with your skepticism regarding the success of the “Atkins Diet”, or the “Wellbeing Diet”, or the “Pritikin Diet”, or even the friggin Michael Jackson diet. I mean, for crying out loud, modern cro magnon homo sapiens has been on the planet for anywhere between 80,000 to 140,000 years now - and it’s the height of intellectual conceit for someone to put their name to diet just now, in the last 30 years, as though they’ve all of sudden made the “Eureka!” discovery of what makes the human machine work.
I’m skeptical, (plus tax) about all of it… and here’s why.
When I used to race at the heighest levels of road cycling in Europe in the mid 1980’s, it never used to stop amazing me how, over a two week “stage race” that I would always (without fail) lose up to 3 or 4 kilograms off my body - no matter how much I ate. And believe me, I was eating like a fucking hog. You name it, I (and my fellow teammates) used to eat the equivalent of 6,000 or 7,000 calories a day - starting from mega rich molasses dripping cream covered pancakes in the morning, along with ultra serving of rich bacon and hash browns and then probably 10 muffins and cakes during the days racing, topped off with at least 3 large meals of rich pasta and rice and meat vegies over a 3 hour period at night. And still, we’d lose weight.
Man, I stand 6’1" OK? And I’m a very strong athletic guy. But once, just before the World Titles in Austria in 1987, I’d just finished the Peace Race in Chezchoslovakia and I was down to 148 pounds. I was so gaunt that I could pinch the skin on my face and it was like fine silk.
And the veins were popping out all over me - like Secretariat after the Kentucky Derby. And all of my fellow competitors were the same.
Bottom line? You can eat as much as you fucking want in life, IF (AND ONLY IF) you’re guaranteed of burning it off. So I ask you, when was the last time you saw a fat Tour de France rider? Take Jan Ulrich for instance. He’s finished 2nd in le Tour on 6 separate occasions. He is famous for being a guy who’s weight fluctuates over 20 pounds from off-season to peak-season every year. He’s totally relaxed about it. 6 weeks out from the Tour he starts watching what he eats - but other than that - he’s totally righteous, beer-lovin’ German dude!
So, all these people who talk about ratios of carbo-hydrates to proteins, to saturated to unsaturated fats? It’s all bullshit, OK? The maths is simple. Keep your fat-based calories to under 30% of your “base metabolic calorie needs” per day (which is a simple formula known as the Benedict Formula), and then just eat sensibly. Eat wholesome foods. It’s not bloody rocket science. Avoid booze, avoid junk food, avoid Coca Cola and Pepsi.
Check your cholesterol levels if you’re paranoid. Check your insulin levels if you’re paranoid. But mark my words… no diet in the world will save you if you’re a friggin sedentary lard ass.
Go ahead flame me, but that’s the bottom line. The human body is merely a machine which has a reserve fuel tank to store energy if we eat more than we’re burning off. Until I reached this board, I had never come across so many bullshit, self deceiving excuses for having too much fat. So many people claiming medical gland problems blah blah blah. My ultimate fave is the regular claim that even if they starve themselves, they still put on more pounds! As if fat storage can manifest itself out of nowhere?
Gimme a break! It defys physics to gain weight via fat storage UNLESS you ate an excess of calories - it’s simply an impossibility of physics. Fat storage is specifically a bio-organic energy storage mechanism - like a fuel tank - and in physics you CANNOT get something for nothing. To increase your fat storage, by extension, you must be eating an excess of calories compared to that which you’re burning off.
Also, all these people who were claiming earlier that the Atkins Diet induces a sustained state of ketosis? Again, that’s bullshit too. The human body’s primary energy fuel tank is the glycogen storage contained within the liver. The moment you eat ANYTHING, the liver is the first place which gets topped up. It’s only AFTER the liver is topped up with 12 hours or so of glycogen stores that excess fats and blood sugars are stored in fat cells.
Ketosis ONLY takes places after your entire liver glycogen stores are depleted. Trust me, as a former Olympic Cyclist I’ve known when it hits. We call it going “hunger flat” and it’s like trying to finish a 120 mile race on a flat tire - hence it’s name. When you go “hunger flat”, every last bit of available gycogen stores in the liver are used up, and the body goes into ketosis at THAT point to start metabolising body fat into blood glucose. It’s a much slower process that dispensing glycogen from the liver - hence your horsepower drops to a trickle. But the moment you eat again, no matter what it is - whether it be pure protein, or pure mayonnaise, the ketosis finishes and your liver starts doing it’s hoarding thing again.