My concern is how things tend to malfunction at the most inopportune of moments:
Nurse: Doctor-Bungsearch 4 isn’t responding. It seems to be stuck in ‘Drive’.
Doctor: Impossible. Engage emergency reverse override immediately.
Nurse: I’ve done that already.
Doctor: Good Lord! :eek:
Gotta love their comment about making colonic endoscopy a “pleasurable experience.”
What’s next-the Endo card from Citibank with frequent probe miles? What’s in your bum?
In another ten years, they’ll run on rechargable batteries, vibrate, exude hot lube, and make millions at the retail level. Oh yeah, and they’ll have a wireless connection to the internet, too.
Having had major colonoscopy sans anaesthetic, the thought of having some kind of mechanical rodent, rather than a yard-long black mamba, stuffed up my arse is somewhat appealing.
"Ever in search of a better endoscopy, scientists have modeled a mechanical critter to go boldly where no camera has gone before.
My concern is how things tend to malfunction at the most inopportune of moments:
Nurse: Doctor-Bungsearch 4 isn’t responding. It seems to be stuck in ‘Drive’.
Doctor:…"
I thought it was funny since that makes sense too, having the ellipsis being the doctor’s response
