Scott Adams' top ten favorite Dilbert Comics.

Where I work, they’re about two years behind Dilbert.

Now, pardon me while I go assess myself.

My all time favorite

Wow, was Scott Adams lazy in picking those 10.

I also put the ‘etch-a-sketch’ one near the top.

And I love this one.
And this one, even though its needs updating.

Agreed that that list was horrible. It’s like he wrote it with a half hour and one folder’s worth of strips.

Personal favorite.

Adams does take emailed true stories of management dumbassery so that he can get ideas for his strip. I believe he took one from me back in the late 90’s, because about two or three weeks after I emailed it along, he had a strip using that same scenario. I have no proof that my email was the source, but it sure seemed like it.

Maybe someone at your work emailed Adams and he used the idea.

I agree that Adams’s list was a half-assed effort.

Still, I don’t entirely blame him. You could look through any year’s worth of strips and find two dozen that you’d be hard-pressed to narrow down to ten. And to do it over the life of the strip? Practically unthinkable.

That said, as much as I love the “business” strips, my favorite strips come from the early days, where the work environment was a minor part, and pretty much anything wacky could happen. Two representatives of that era which never fail to make me smile:

Playing Scrabble with Dogbert
Bob the Dinosaur wants to be a babysitter

This one about fingernail computers came to mind

My favorite…mainly for the last panel. I have it taped inside a desk drawer so it won’t draw any attention.

I have the last panel of this strip up in my office.

Do you think this article is a meta-joke? The commentary is dry, colorless and unfunny. Sort of like you’d think a Business Insider would be like. And the cartoons, the driest most robotic like jokes recently.

Because I am a bitter old man, I am going to shoot down your sweet, no doubt cherished, conjecture.

Syndicates require cartoonists to be 6 weeks ahead of date.

This doesn’t feel as good as I thought it would. :frowning:

you are correct, those are excellent!

In my industry, these two hit way too close to home:

Being a farmer myself, and also having worked in a few totally disfunctional offices, the all-too-brief “cube farmer” episodesare my favorites. Especially the last one. Ohhh…if only I could’ve been standing by with my hoe when the boss turned his back…

This is one of my favorites. And possibly the creepiest one I’ve ever seen, too.

I remember this one fondly.

But the humor didn’t hit me until shortly after I’d seen it, when I first saw the new (at that time) corporate logo for Lucent Technologies. Holy shit! Was Adams taking a shot at their (awful!) logo? I think so…and it was well earned!

Love this one

For some reason, this one makes me laugh out loud every time:

Another favourite of mine: There was also a series of strips where the employees made the PHB think he was controlling the airplane he was on with his laptop. Can’t find it right now though…

Not that I don’t love the corporate stupidity, but this one is my favorite.

Not sure about a series, but there was this one.