Screw Tackt

Oh, and for the record, I’m a highly successful English major.

Which, admittedly, is almost indistinguishable from being an abject failure in almost any other line of work. I do have a nifty carboard sign that says, “Will deconstruct dialecticals for food,” but I don’t get a lot of offers.

Carboard, eh?

Signed,

Fellow Successful English Major

What can I say? I went to State.

I do, quite often. I really like to drink beer in the shower for some reason, but I drink from a can so there’s no bottle caps in my shower.

I’d rather not screw Tackt, but I’d love to screw Gackt.

Awesome

{creaky old lady’s voice} I remember way back when, when I first visited the Pit. I thought it was terrible, all that swearing and people being so mean. Then, something changed…{/colv}