Oh, and for the record, I’m a highly successful English major.
Which, admittedly, is almost indistinguishable from being an abject failure in almost any other line of work. I do have a nifty carboard sign that says, “Will deconstruct dialecticals for food,” but I don’t get a lot of offers.
{creaky old lady’s voice} I remember way back when, when I first visited the Pit. I thought it was terrible, all that swearing and people being so mean. Then, something changed…{/colv}