I am ready to kick my roommate in the dink and run. No I take that back 'll go out and buy some golf shoes with the spikes THEN kick him in the dink repeadetly, not run and kick his sorry ass to the curb. Now I have lived with slobs, I have lived with Assholes, I have lived with prissy little bitches, and airheads. I have suffered through roomates who walk around wearing only a robe and sitting so his little friend says hello everyday, and others who are addicted to pay per view porn. Through all of that I have let them do their own thing, cuz most of the time it was a temporary thing and I can handle it. I am a big girl and can take care of myself. But this guy I just cant handle.
The straw that broke the camals back was today when I went to take out the recycling.
He is a smoker, he cant smoke in the house so he goes outside, no problem, we have a great backyard. There are ashtrays outside for him, there are a few, I see them everyday. I see them empty and the lawn turning into a giant fucking filterfest from this fucken fuckface. I through a party on the weekend, just a barbeque get together and low and behold the smokers used the ashtrays. Funny that.
Back to the recycling
The fucker had emptied out the ashtrays into the recyling bin. Can anyone tell me how this is a good idea. The fucking garbage can is RIGHT NEXT TO IT. The only extra effort he would have had to do is lift a lid. OH MY GOD NOT A LID! ANYTHING BUT A LID! I just feel bad for the poor guy who has to empty it.
Now I know this is a trivial little thing but I have been putting up with countless inconsiderations of this smuck at home and at work, oh yea I work with the fucker too. I curse the person who told him I was looking for a roommate. I would rather pay the double rent then put up with his shit.
I could go on and on with the stupidity of this guy, example, I went to have a shower and he had left his beer cap in the bathtub. WHAT THE FUCK! Who drinks beer while inthe shower!?!?!?!? Again, I know minor details. How bout Ive lived with him for two monthes and I dont think he has done the dishes or cleaned any aspect of the house since he moved in.
I want to fucken tell him to shove his head up his ass but he is such a redneck prick I can just picture him making some PMS comment and cuckle. Which just picturing makes me more pissed off.
Why can’t a woman say what pisses her off without someone making cat hiss noises or passing it off as PMS!!! I’ve seen him do it countless times.
I know that if I didnt have to deal with his sorry ass at work it wouldnt be so bad, but he is a dumb prick at work and I sick of putting up with his shit there and at home.
I want to make a list of all of the stupid things he constantly does, like breaking beer botles by the fire pit, where he walks around in bare feet. Just to show him that he is a Darwin case waiting to happen. He is one “idea” away from natural selection.
OK I’m Done
probably not, the fucker still makes me mad