Okay,
I really hate my fat, stupid, ignorant roomate. I live in the South, you can just picture a stereotypical young white kid who is a fucking ignorant piece of shit. He is also fucking cheap and is always drinking my milk. He is also a control freak. He goes through the daily process of rearranging the fridge to get things less “cluttered” My other roomate and I have realized that he is definitley a problem. I would really love to piss him off really good.
So, here is my problem. He thought I went home this weekend, and I come back and I see a sign that says “Things you need to do before you leave”
There he lists things like
Clean up the wax from the wall, and he goes through a list of fucking things that I need to do to get the room ready. I am not on the lease, though. And I would love to just pack up my things and get the hell out.
I am also going to Germany, so this fat fuck can’t do anything about it either. I’ve put up with fat fuck’s bullshit for too long and I feel like this is the final straw. I don’t like him telling me what to do. The piece of shit! That fucker hasn’t had respect for me at all, so I should really fucking show him something.
The fat fuck pretends to be some sort of admirer of southern culture, but in reality he is just a dumb fuck. He’s really stupid.
I know he let someone sleep in my bed when I was gone once too. He always plays his music too loud too.
Okay, I can easily see how I should be expected to do my share of this, and I think it is fair. I was willing to even pay the entire rent for this month. But now this disrespect is too much. How can I get out of here in a self-respecting manner?
Option one:
Just get a U-Haul and move all of my things out of the apartment when he’s gone one day. I don’t think that this is possible, and further, I think it wouldn’t actually be fair, and it would piss off my other roomate who isn’t so bad. Plus I’d have to find a way to set up a time etc. I had originally planned on moving out on the 9th. So its very possible to live in a hotel until then. This would make me feel really good, though.
Option two:
I tell fatass that I am going to pay roomate #2 the rent money for May, so he can settle the score. I don’t know if the situation will allow this, though. But then I can then tell roomate #2 that if he wants to keep the money and tell fatass that I didn’t pay him he can. That would be a good bit of money. So that way I only piss off roomate #2. Plus he would probably get pissed off significantly to bitch a lot and call me and piss me off more.
Anyone know of any other options?
Should I write a letter telling him what a piece of shit I think he is?
I could really tear into his ass. I could really dig deep.
Should I get revenge at all? I really want to, but I do believe that being a good person is mostly a good thing. Suppose I just do what he wants? It would certainly be better, and I could begin to forget the dreadful 8 months that I have lived here. So, what to do? Go for revenge or just obey.
I do tend to not stick up for myself enough at times, though. I don’t want to let him walk all over me.