Hey all,
After readng Master Wang-Ka’s apartment revenge story, I remembered something I did to a soon to be ex-roomie.
I’ll get to that in a minute, but first I want to hear all of your revenge stories. Especially the evil ones. It doesn’t have to be apartment related. Just something you did to get back at them and how it worked out.
My story is about the roomie who threw me out for being too messy. Yes, I was a bit of a slob in those days (this cured me of it). And I was right about to leave for grad school. But giving someone 30 days to split for their FIRST Offense is pretty bad. I mean, he didn’t even say to just clean it up and keep it clean. It was just, “Get out!”
So I got even.
He was the kind of guy who always had the TV remote in hand. Even when walking around the apartment talking on the phone. Consequently, we spent many hours every week looking for the remote after he put it down somewhere in the apartment. I took the remote with me when I left a giggled every time I thought of him looking for it.
I also monopolized the mailbox key and intercepted his mail from the IRS informing him that he was being audited for under-reporting and that not replying was a BAD thing to do. I then chucked it out without telling him.
I “despoiled” some deviled eggs he had made up for a special occasion. Don’t ask.
I did all this on the day before I moved out (except the mail thing) so I never got to find out the consequences. And I made sure to move everything all in one go while he was at work. So he got home and I was GONE. And no forwarding address as well.
Yes, I was evil. Yes, I enjoyed it. Yes, I wish I knew some of the things I’ve read here at that time. So he could have found the raw fish in the heating grate and other low-down stuff.
So let’s hear how low-down the dopers can be!