Ok, I normally don’t bitch about my personal life here, but I must make the exception today or I’ll pop!
Background: I’ve been renting to a guy, we’ll call him J. J is an alcoholic 20yr. old blue collar worker. He pays his bills and doesn’t normally impose. I’ve been renting to him for over a year and a half now.
I never had trouble with him until he started bitching about rent. So then we all worked the rent out another way…and another way, and it was hardly acceptable.
Then his GF wantewd to move in. We let her after a trial period, because she was cool and laid back. THen the change happened…
Rent had to be re-done, yet again. It was to be divided up by 5ths(there’s 5 of us in the house now). But he’d only pay $100 for utilities. It seemed ok at the beginning because we could handle a little increase in water, electricity, Etc. But his GF washes his chones the minute they hit the floor. We’re talking 10 fucking loads of laundry a week!
We supplied all the paper products, the household cleaners, Etc. Well, that all stopped last week. They don’t fucking clean. We’re now tired of cleaning up after 2 children who refuse to clean up because “they don’t make messes”(HA!), or “it’s your dogs making all the messes…they have hair”.
So they called a meeting. It went just as I suspected it would. THey point fingers and expect me to prove to them on a case-by-case basis how many times I’ve cleaned their messes, Etc. To date, J and his GF have cleaned house in 2 seperate houses a total of twice! Twice! Motherfuckers.
Oh, I’ve also been reduced to the “unemployed motherfucker” who should make sure the house is clean because “all I do is sit around all day long anyways”.
They’ve decided that since they pay 2/5 of the rent, they deserve 2/5 of the space…even though they don’t own any furniture. 2/5 of my garage space because he has 2 bikes that have been rotting for years, but refuse to do 2/5 of the cleaning, or pay 2/5 of the utilities and such. I own everything in this house. I pay for all the services and utilities(My brother and I), I own all the kitchen stuff, all the entertainment stuff, all the tools…and these low-life, Sacto-living motherfuckers refuse to clean their portion of the fucking house which they call “filthy” when they won’t lift a motherfucking, hamster-kiestering finger to dust or vaccum? WTF?
Hey, FUCK YOU! You can’t watch the DirecTV that I’ve never asked for a red-motherfucking cent for, my brand new fucking dining room table or chairs, you can’t even lift my motherfucking phone off the hook anymore! All because your ass got hurt when I asked you to reduce your attitude and start cleaning after a year and a fucking half of cleaning up for you like your mommy and daddy.
Seriously, fuck this. You’ll be moving out shortly…and I don’t think you even suspect it. 
Sam