screw the academy awards. and the grammys, or other awards shows for that matter

Surely not Lassie!?

Don’t worry, the hookers will be back tomorrow.

Wait the Grammys were on at the same time? I missed them! I was watching the Oscars!

PS Some of us watch the Oscars for all the non-celebrity artists and nominees.

Exactly! The funniest performer of the night was Jim Rash, the screenwriter of The Descendents doing next week’s hot dance move “The Angelina”.