We regret to inform you all that I did indeed unequivocally hear “Last Christmas” yesterday. That being said, I made it to 4PM Christmas day, which I think is a pretty good run.
I used to frequent Barnes & Noble a lot, and they always had the same Xmas song by (I think) Harry Connick Jr. playing. It was almost like it was on a continuous loop. Kind of a melancholic dirge. I casually looked for it once, but wasn’t sad to not find it.
We regret to inform you that I went yesterday to the supermarket with the radio station that only plays Christmas music this time of year (so this is entirely on me), and I had to endure the fucking holly jolly Christmas again. Albeit in a cover by Michael Bublé. Fuck you, Michael Bublé!
AND I lost Whammageddon. Still haven’t heard “Silver Bells”, though, so I’ve got that.
Walking in to school yesterday, I passed the band room, and heard what sounded suspiciously like “Last Christmas”. Later that day, I saw the instrumental music teacher in the break room, and he confirmed that they’re playing that for the Christmas concert. Along with “All I Want for Christmas is You”.
I always go to all the concerts, for the students’ sake… but man, it’s going to be tough this year.
I somehow never heard “Wonderful Christmas Time” until 2012, in France, and I’m still not quite convinced it was ever on The Christmas Song Canon List before that.
The lyrics are INANE. At least Silver Bells is describing something, and Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer is parodying a murder ballad at the same time as parodying a Christmas carol.
This is also my objection to Jingle Bell Rock and Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree, but I don’t think Burl Ives covered either of those.
Never take anything at Last.FM at face value, they simply repeat whatever users have listed in their music library. Which led to the site confusing Johnny Horton with Johnny Rebel.
Since it doesn’t mention Christmas, does “You’re a Mean One” actually count as a Christmas song? I can’t be bothered to go through the lyrics to check.
Since it is part of a cherished Christmas special, it fits in under the “show exemption”, same as Linus and Lucy. More so, it is part of the Grinch’s journey from heel to hero, and his understanding the True Meaning Of Christmas!
Well, yes, obviously the song comes from a Christmas special, but since it’s Thurl Ravenscroft describing what a piece of shit the Grinch is for three minutes, with no mention of Christmas, couldn’t one hypothetically play it at other times of the year? Grinches are associated with other holidays, after all.