Well, I interpreted it as “one who licks yellow-eyed dogs”, which IMO makes more sense, given the context. A Google search for “yellow-eyed dog licker” didn’t turn up anything at all on yellow-eyed dogs who lick, but there were tons of hits for yellow-eyed penguins. So either it must mean “one who licks yellow-eyed dogs”, or else the OP meant to say “yellow-eyed penguin licker”.
Which, however, leaves it still unclear as to whether it means “one who licks yellow-eyed penguins” or “yellow-eyed penguins who lick”. English does have its limitations. Perhaps we should try another language?
Spanish: licker amarillo-eyed del pingüino
French: licker jaune-eyed de pingouin
German: gelbes-eyed Penguinlicker
Italian: licker giallo-eyed del penguin
Portuguese: licker amarelo-eyed do pinguim
I think my favorite one is the German. “You gelbes-eyed Penguinlicker” has a certain swing to it. And the capitalized “P” is very important.
Damn, those were some great posts! It all seems rather silly now, which is a great blessing considering the shitty mood I was in. Anger and indignity is too much work for a hippy.
As to the link: yes, GD, thread about Bush. But this has been building for a while and finally, well, pop goes the elucidator. You’re taking it for entertainment value deeply offends my self-esteem. Which is probably all to the good.
Water2j there are two answers to that
Debbil made me do it the first time, after that I got the hang of it and didn’t need his help.
[W.C.Fields] It was a blonde who first drove me to drink. And I didn’t even stop to thank her [/WCF]
MysterEcks The dog is the passive participant lickee, the yellow-eyed is the licker. I hope you appreciate the restraint displayed in the pun-shun. “Yellow-eyed dog licker” is a curse from my Texas childhood, I’ve not used it in years.
imthjckaz who the hell is Judge Smails? Would he rule on a Motion to Fuhgeddaboutit?
Thanks for the lighten-up! Peace on you. Peace on all of you.
I think he may have meant yellow eyed-dog licker, i.e., one who is yellow, and licks dogs, but only those dogs which have eyes. Then again, what do I know?
So, elucidator, I take it that you are no longer in a shitty mood, and thus Scylla is no longer a yellow-eyed dog licker? Is the roast over? [whines] But we just got started…
Duck Duck I only have enough spleen for one good vent. But that should in no way hinder you. Freak freely! I really just wanted the Unmentionable One to know.
Damn! I think I’ll call my brother-in-law, offer to lend him some money.
Another trivial fact in the fight against ignorance . . . some penguin species eggs have red yolks.
I once had the privilege to chat with a fellow who was on a turn of the century antarctic mapping expedition. They pretty much lived on penguins (I forget which species). He said that the penguin eggs had red yolks, which took a him a bit of getting used to, seeing as he sucked on them while hiking along.
I’ve seen a lot of porn with dogs, but never with penguins. I’m guessing they just aren’t that active or vocal. Dogs at least hang their tongue out and look like they are enjoying it. Also, I think it’s a Freudian thing. I have a sister who looks like a penguin. Short, cute, fuzzy, waddles in a drunken stupor, has webbed feet and likes fish. Ick.
No, no, no. It’s not a porn thing at all. It’s kind of transcendental, you know. You’re there, the penguin’s there, it’s beautiful, man. Like being in the rainforest, or licking toads for the hallucinogens.
[sub]Dammit, the doctors said the medication would help me.[/sub]
