I don’t know if he’s noticed yet, but you, sir, have reached 4000. Come everyone, share your memories, jokes, and grudges. Have a drink, eat, and be merry!
I’ll bring the Amish stripper.
Good for him. 
Oooops, I planned on doing something special with the dark power that had accrued to my 4000th post. Instead, I think I wasted it talking about ponds.
Curses! Foiled again!
Way to go, Scylla!
As for memories…hmmm…well, I kinda remember this one thread that was sort of amusing. It was about…aww, geez, I forget…gophers, maybe? Eh, it’s probably not important anyway. Yeah, that was sort of fun.
To a poster who imbues the highest quantity of his posts with the highest quality.
I think you are a dollface, Scylla.
This may or may not be of use to you in your day-to-day life.
Happy 4000!
Scotti