SDMB Death Panel

The BBQ Pit
#1

In ATMB Boyo Jim suggested such a thread, but was too much a gentleman to create it. I, on the other hand, am no gentleman and can see the value of a serious, non-partisan discussion, with citations and evidence why this person should be wished into the cornfield. However, I don’t actually expect that, so I’m putting it in the Pit rather than ATMB.

Don’t suggest somebody simply because you disagree with them or they annoy you. I do not want “mere” politics entering into it, so bring your eight-by-ten color glossy photographs with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was to be used as evidence against them. Standard Pit rules apply, but with a dash of GD–no pulling shit out of your ass. As the OP, and as a guy with a lousy memory who gave up years ago keeping track of who I like and dislike so I default to liking all y’all, I will act as a sort of referee. And anybody who disagree with that last point can bite me. :smiley:

Have at it.

#2

Can’t we all just get along? No? Well, then, rock on!

#3

Well that right there is half your problem sonny…

Kudos on the proper use of the plural of y’all.

#4

I feel it’s a feature, not a bug, that allows me to maintain my independence.

#5

I believe that banning dropzone would greatly improve this board. And anyone who disagrees with me on this is a cunt.

#6

This is a very bad idea.
That said, I think we should ban whoever posts after me.

#7

It would certainly free up a lot of my time.

#8

I’m for banning anyone I disagree with or who annoys me. Also, anyone who can’t be bothered to read the leadoff post of a thread.

#9

I’m picturing a group of people dressed in black all gathered together.
“We’re all agreed that he should disappear?” One of them growls.
The rest nod ominously.

#10

I’m picturing the leaders of the resistance going after collaborators aboard the Galactica. And nearly throwing Gaeta out of an airlock. Which would have avoided his later mutiny, but was undeserved at the time…

#11

sigh When you come back bring names and evidence. Don’t be a Drunky Smurf, who gave a name but did not expound on why I should be banned. We need reasons, people!

#12

Oh, you mean the people whose life support I’d unplug just to charge my phone?

#13

Yeah, but don’t mention it because the mods frown on us even suggesting that members should die.

#14

Is anybody going to name a name?

I will.

Rigamarole.

For spoilering the ever living shit out something. Which was bad enough. But after the fact he would neither apologize for doing so or at least say something along the lines of “yeah, I was a thread retard, my bad fellas”.

Jackass. Owes me about half a movie ticket IMO.

#15

I think Clothy would be happier at a farm upstate. He spends a lot of time barking at the mailman, because, I assume, the USPS is socialist.

#16

Our resident asshole casserole, I could get behind that.

#17

Smapti should have topic bans on anything law enforcement or suicide related.

#18

I love this message board, a little too much by some standards. I will not name a name, but recently we’ve had some crazy ideas and thoughts that most of us would flat out disagree with. Banning trolls is fine, but those who wish to engage in no matter how ridiculous a standpoint is great to read and sometimes engage with. This is part of the fun for me.

#19

But if it was suicide by cop would that be doubly bad or cancel out? :slight_smile:

#20

I propose we ban everybody! Marley’s final solution is the only solution.