SDMB Death Panel

[Frodo]

We could call it “Secret** H**eadquarters of Internet Targeting”…

[dropzone]

SHoIT?

[dasmoocher]

@John_Mace

Gee, what could that standard possibly be?

Maybe NIST could figure it out.

PS–The planet of the apes was Earth!

[El_Kabong]

@kaylasdad99

^^^ That. ^^^

I really think that this type of thread kinda goes down to a dead end. It was an interesting and potentially fun idea in ATMB, but ultimately it’s turned out to be primarily mean, in addition to being redundant and superfluous.

Mean, redundant and superfluous. You got it. And those are my good points.

[Sunny_Daze]

Actually, mostly it’s turned into a collection of spoilers. :eek:

Maybe we should retitle this thread? Do not read unless you’ve already seen every movie, ever.

[dropzone]

@billfish678

We need a respectable CHAMBER people. Like with stars and stuff…and a big round oak desk. The kind where you press a button and a part rises with a nice glass of top notch vodka on ice in a fancy crystal glass. Really expensive plushy leather chairs. Lots of giant flat screens to review the evidence… Maybe a giant gong in the corner for dramatic purposes and to give the whole thing an asian flare. And a white persian cat that can be passed around during deliberations.

Back when I had a career I worked on the automation for Michael Dell’s place in Hawaii. He had a lanai/conference room with typhoon-proof walls that could be brought out or tucked away with a touch of a tablet. I thought it would be great for one-on-one meetings, with the walls closing as he said, “I suppose you were wondering why I brought you here, Mr Gates.” Then he got cheap and made them manual. The man has no flair for the dramatic.

[Trion]

@billfish678

We need a respectable CHAMBER people. Like with stars and stuff…and a big round oak desk. The kind where you press a button and a part rises with a nice glass of top notch vodka on ice in a fancy crystal glass. Really expensive plushy leather chairs. Lots of giant flat screens to review the evidence… Maybe a giant gong in the corner for dramatic purposes and to give the whole thing an asian flare. And a white persian cat that can be passed around during deliberations.

I favor more of a “Carousel” program, myself.

Oops. Spoiler.

[Boyo_Jim]

Some time back I posted the idea of an anti-social network. Something like Facebook, except the moment you join, you’re automatically put on everyone’s “Ignore” list. Maybe we could do that here.

[Sunny_Daze]

On a slightly more serious note, if we shift this to a death watch type of thread, I’ve got two candidates.

Cardboard is high on the list for next banning. See this gem of a thread: [thread=19149165]Cardboard insults mods in ATMB[/thread]

I’m afraid that HMS Irruncible is cruising for a bruising with his recent habit of posting while wasted.

And, of course, Bruce Willis is actually a ghost himself.

[Superdude]

You mean to tell me that someone named “Cruella Deville” is a bad person?

[Sunny_Daze]

And… Cardboard got banned. I am shocked. Shocked I say.

Somehow I missed the_diego in my prediction list. Also gone.

Luke and Leia are twins.

[elucidator]

With privileges.