SDMB Dynasty Fantasy Football League (recruiting)

Ellis Dee offered to use his math/sorting skills to help design schedules, he may be able to do it more easily for you.

After a failed attempt to construct a schedule from scratch, we finally have it set up roughly as we want. Everyone will play their first three divisional games during the first half of the season, most within the first five weeks. Everyone plays a divisional game in Week 1. In Weeks 8-11 there are no divisional games: everyone hits the road. Finally, the last three weeks are entirely intra-divisional.

This set-up is mostly an accident of the way Yahoo auto-generates the schedule, but I like it. And even if I didn’t, I’m sick of tinkering with it.

Sucks that yahoo doesn’t do the obvious thing automatically.

As long as it’s set up to face each divisional opponent twice and everyone else once, we’re good to go.

So today is 9/9/9. We won’t see another date that repeats like that until 1/1/2101, almost a century. Which is fitting, because on this day I plan to build a dynasty that will last that long. The calendar itself has arranged itself to commemorate my fantasy football greatness.

(6 hours to go till draft time).

That was a mistake, Señor “Beef.” Your smack-talk has inspired me to take a fistful of Ritalin and do six straight hours of preparation. Prepare to be draft-raped.

Um… are we skipping October 10, 2010 or something?

Yes.

Actually, I don’t know. I was reading this stupid article about 9/9/9 and it says

and I didn’t give it much thought.

I guess even though 10-10-10 is the same sort of number, they’re looking at is as one-zero-one-zero-one-zero rather than nine-nine-nine.

Oh, I see.

puts drafting cap on

rares

Less than an hour until you can preload the draft/chat. WHEE

Bah, apparently furt is autodrafting 2, so that’s at least 1/6th of the league. That sucks. I hope they took some time to prerank, because this draft is gonna matter more than it could for any other league.

What does a “drafting cap” look like? Do I need one?

Autodrafting “too” I meant to say. Did I really just replace “too” with 2? Is my brain malfunctioning?
Anyway, join the draft at 5:30, we can chat in the meantime, and it makes sure you get in on time - yahoo’s app is slow to load and sometime needs to be closed/reloaded.

Maybe you’re just becoming Prince. Do have a sudden affinity for symbolic sexual imagery and the color purple?

No but my violet colored train keeps going into and out of the tunnel.

Damn, I spent about 5 hours today putting together a pre-ranking list, but (A) I’m still not done, and (B) I know I’m gonna take 85 seconds to make every pick. I was just running some 1st Round scenarios in my head, and in hardly any of them could I come up with a player I know I’d take for sure.

I have my list full of 300 non-def non-kicker players.

Mr. Irrelevant? Troy Smith.

There was a surprising amount of change between the big league rankings I had last night and today’s dynasty draft.

Ellis Dee!

Edgerrin James was nearly Mr. Irrelevant.

I’m happy with how that went tonight. I’m sure tomorrow, in the bright gaze of sobriety, it won’t be nearly as nice, but for now, I’m king of the world.