SDMB FOOTIE FOCUS: February

Yes, I admit it was just a passing whimsy, and the fans woud not stand for it. Although he did somehow, from nowhere, nearly win the title with Newcastle: I think one big success in his career will see him at Anfield one day.

Of course, I know. In any case, I think he needs some more experience yet.

Utterly, utterly unthinkable. There could literally be a riot. It would make George Graham’s arrival at Spurs would look like Christ’s entry to Jerusalem.

All admirable, yes, but I absolutely positively do not want to see Liverpool become “just another club”. There must be something “Liverpool” about the manager, as there must be with the style of play and the players bought.

Djibbril Cisse is the next player in. I cannot help but wonder at this if GH is indeed to be got shut of. Surely, if MON was furiously scampering towards Anfield as he might up the touchline to berate Bobo Balde, the money might be more wisely saved for him to spend, perhaps to bring Larsson with him?

Sam Allardyce and Alan Curbuishley have something of the Bob Paisley about them. Not flash, but competent; good judge of talent.

John Barnes is looking for work.

He’s been sacked at the behest of the Association of Channel Five Autocue Operators, presumably?

I wonder if Roger Lemerre might be tempted from Tunisia? After all, look what he did with Houllier’s leftovers last time…

Is Jan Molby still in a job?

He had the bestest accent EVAH.

A friend of mine has just mentioned George berry. Best afro EVAH. Hairtastic. (stick his name into google images and you’ll see what i mean.)

Can anyone beat that?

Mon’s not going to Liverpool. Larsson isn’t going to the Premiership, as he has said he wants to play in Southern Europe.

If anything, MON is going to go to Man Utd. at the end of the 2004-05 season. It would be hard for him to leave a squad he has put so much effort into building and another almost guarenteed crack at the Champions league. 2 things Liverpool cannot guarentee him next season.

MoN is going to liverpool I would guess.

I wouldn’t be suprised if he has THFC as a fall-back, mainly as his family are settled in Wycombe, and we are very good payers. He would also have a half decent budget to play with.

I will be interested in who gets the Chelsea job. Sven appears to have kicked it into touch (and Sven would get better offers than CFC if he were in the market - and he wants to work in Italy anyway).

I still think Spurs are doing a good job of looking attractive and making themselves fully available - Levy’s got the club like it’s a bird on the pull on a Saturday night. Firstly the whole ‘in the summer’ thing was entirely for the benefit of MON, and then the Defoe purchase and the additional £13-15 mill is like a wonderbra under a low-cut top – this is what we’ve got for you, Big Boy, come and get it . . .

They’re doing all they can to tempt MON but, alas for us, Houllier is making Levy’s efforts redundant.

You took that simile worryingly far, L_C.

I also think Pleat would be willing to slap on the lippy and slip into his white heels if he thougt it would help. Or even if it wouldn’t . . .

In todays Telegraph there is the obituary of the editor of The Tiger - original home of Roy of The Rovers and Melchester Rovers. How unlike Footballers Wives. Jumpers for goalposts etc etc etc…

I bet Roy of The Rovers never roasted anything other than beef.

I’d say his son Rocky did. He was going a bit off the rails just before they finished the comic.

It’s finished?

Blimey

Owl - feeling very old, and who was also devastated when I tried to buy “Battle Picture Library” for his son only to be told that it hasn’t been printed for about 20 years. I weep for this country.

Indeed, it’s finished as a weekly (I think the monthly edition they had planned for it after sunk without a trace).

It all ended happy ever after, but was still a sad occasion. Even the Chairman’s message written by Honorary Chairman Simon Mayo was a tough read.

To every Scotsman who came down here on Saturday for the rugby and spent a few days in Wales to stay for the footie.

I hope you enjoyed this beautiful country and this vibrant, fun city. Perhaps you snogged some famous Welsh Totty or had an uplifting walk in the Brecons.

In short, I hope you had a lovely time. Do come again.

Although perhaps you should wait until your bare, kilt-framed arses are less day-glo-pinkly raw from the merciless paddling you have received in two different sports.

Love and ice-cushions,

Wales.

Attention England.

Ledley King did not score last night. It was an own goal. Accept it.

It is sad that the Ginger Pele didn’t get to show his mettle against Ronaldo. Oh well he can deal with Sir Les Ferdinand on saturday as well.

It looks like Ronaldo has been on a FIFA approved pie eating course. He’s buntermungous.

The England goal has been credited to the Portugeezer.

Did Earnie “The Importance of Being” Earneshaw get to keep his hat-trick?

It was pretty bizarre watching the goal again-and-again and they were still insisting Ledley scored it; it was like listening to Bush or Blair telling us what a threat Saddam was . . . Anyway, I’m glad he didn’t let himself down and did himself justice in his correct position.

Also liked Nicky Butt very much; took him 20 mins to find his feet but he’s just such an important player.

Also glad to know that Simon Davies looks to be okay. May even be fit for Sunday . . . thank fook for that !

Might be the first time in history Spurs have a fully fit, fully available squad to pick from. Going to be a fascinating team selection . . .

Looks like it.

Them sweaties are pony. What has gone wrong north of the border?

Ou sont les Dalgleishes d’antan?

Owl - secretly well read.

I don’t know whether to laugh and/or cry. Both would be reasonable responses.

Three goals scored against ten men and we’re in deep trouble.

Oh well if you can’t win the league, or get 4th place and are out of both cups you may as well play to entertain.

To try to do a pleat, and turn it into a positive, he is at least giving the youth a run out, rather than sticking with Poyet, Anderton etc.

Is this the end for Houllier? I think he’s a dead duck.

And poor old Ranieri - win the European Cup or lose your job. Quite an ultimatum. It’s going to be quite a merry-go-round in the summer.

Also well done winchester - through to the Semis of the FA vase. The final’s at St Andrews. I assume you will all be there?