Okie dokie. It’s night and we are in the bar. Time for some bar talk. Anyone want to take Tech tonight against UT?
I’ve got this same offer on the table at the off board site so there is a chance at a double. All reasonable offers will be considered.
I do like the signature change for a period of time as a reasonable base line bet. I don’t know exactly how that would work on this board, however. No money can be involved - merely abasement measures.
Any weinie Raiders out there that want to step up.
While all parts of the tiny twelve are indeed equally worthless, the Red Raiders are going to do to Colt ( unfortunatly that is already a deminutive ) McCoy the same thing I’m going to do to this game - spank that ass. I will take your bar bet but seeing how I am not a techie fan if I win I want you sig line for the rest of the college football season to be “I know all there is to know about college football - the PAC-10 is where the best football is played”. You may now think of something equally demeaning about the teams that think that playing CU makes a tuff schedual.
PM activated! Sorry about that. As soon as I signed up for the game, I edited my options, but forgot to click the button to save changes :smack: It’s this “attention to detail” that will make me a liability to whichever team I’m on.
Since we’re in a SDMB-themed bar, I’ll have a bacon-tini please.
In all fairness, Stanford and the Washington schools aren’t exactly powerhouses. I mean, Oregon has a chance to go 10-2, we’d never be there in the SEC or Big 12. The PAC really is down this year…
Please allow me to introduce myself
I’m a man of wealth and taste
For your … edification …
When Og up there referred to “helpers” he meant me. And maybe one or two others who you may or may not have the good fortune to meet during the course of the game.
Some of you may, or may not, have from time to time to send missives to Og in the course of your … duties.
It would be appreciated if you would be so kind as to copy the missive to me, that should Og be seized with a moment of - shall we call it inattention? Yes, that sounds fair.
Should Og be seized with a moment of inattention, that your humble servant can step in and ensure that the proceedings run as smoothly and efficiently as you deserve.
Of course, if I should have to perform these tasks, if you neglect to send me a copy of the missive, don’t be surprised if your diabolical intention goes astray.
This game has a semi open setup. We are giving you all a list of possible role names, but not any more than that. There will be between 0-9 of each of the following roles in the game.
Administator
Becil Madams
Celebrity
Charter Member
Feuder
Guest
Hacker
Jerk
Junior Mod
Mafia Player
Mark Wit
Member
Moderator
Ned Gotti
Pit Dweller
Politico
SDSAB
Sock Puppet
Technician
Terry
Troll
But not Og. If someone claims to be Og they are lying. Lynch them.
Moreover, vanilla players will be called members. Here is their PM
Screen Name : Mhaye
You are a regular dues paying member of the SDMB. You have no special powers beyond your superior wit and guile.
Alignment : Town
Powers : None
You win when all disruptive entities are vanquished from the board.
Okey dokey. Ya know, it would be neet if ya’ll wouldn’t be so hung up on color. LIke…if various bubbles would be mixed an amtched. You coul’d have ,like…“May da force be witcha, son” or “Don’t you wish your girlfriend was a giant monster from space!” or something like that…
Great. Now no-one will be able to tell peeker and I apart.
And as always we get the early decision from Og on the sixth commandment.
I mean for fuck’s sake I don’t think I’ve ever edited a normal post, much less one in a Mafia thread.
But I gotta give a little love. I took a charter flight a while back in a six seater. I was hammered and amazed. On the window was a button that said something to the effect of don’t push while plane is in flight. What’s a Curious George to do? Well of course ensure safety of malted beverage first and then push that sucker. Man as shit was going flying past my face off into the hinterlands I was just truly astonished. MF only opened about 2 inches but it basically sucked the ash trays clean. After the pilot did an emergency decline he calmly asked if everyone was ok. I thought it was hilarious but ex - wife number two and friend’s wife didn’t speak to me for the rest of the evening. My buddy had kind of seen the wheels moving in my head and just tightened his seat belt so he was cool with the whole escapade. So, it’s not a santo story where everyone ends in bed having some sort of wondrous sexual experience. On the return trip friend’s wife rode up front with the pilot while the ex and my buddy kept me away from the window. If I recall on the way to see the game we were at about 26k - on the way back we never got above 10k. Slept on the couch for a couple of weeks after that nonsense.