The little yellow flag was up, in my upper right corner, so I clicked on it and saw this:
“Sauron Russia invades Ukraine”
And thought: “Oh great: now we’ll have to send anti-Orc weaponry to Ukraine!”
“In Sauron Russia, Orc invades you!”
Strangely enough, a few reports from various officials in the Ukraine have referred to stopping Mordor and “the Orcs have failed to take the City.” I’ll have to look for the odd little article I read this morning.
Not the one I read this morning but:
Interesting! “We’re orcs and proud of it, comrade!”
Conflating Tolkien and current events is a bit orcward … and unhelfy. 
Don’t make a Hobbit of it.
In the land of Moscow, where the oligarchs lie.
Yes, we should just go on our Merry way Ent leave those comparisons alone.
Inspector Clouseau: The deceased was an entomologist.
Coroner: What do they study?
Clouseau: Ents.
What car do entomologists drive?
Volkswagen Beetles. 
Now that made me smile. Much obliged, glee.
My pleasure. When it comes to entomologist jokes, there are no flies on me. 
Watch for botflies.