Gore
Yes, please.
Don’t make me tell my “I voted for Barry Commoner in 1980 and sniffed assholes for TWELVE FUCKING YEARS” story again.
The old-timers will leave the room, and I’ll have to buy my own drinks.
Uke, I think I’ve seen you mention that story elsewhere. But, if the shoe fits, I’ll wear it. 
::steps up:: ::then presses a button at a vending-like machine:: ::soda pops down::
One Albert Gore please.
Putting the fun back in voting one soda at a time.
Bush. I’m against abortion. Plain and simple.
Bush
I’m from Texas, but that doesn’t have anything to do with it. I voted for Bush because he’s the better man for the job. (if Harry Browne had half a chance, I would’ve voted for him)
Nader…Nader…gimme more Nader!!!
Depends whether or not you’re in Chicago 
However, at this moment I may change my vote to Freeman.
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Nah…still Gore
Gore
None of the above; giving us only two choices is not smart:)
I’m going to vote either for my mother or for whoever andygirl was going to vote for.
Gore
I’ll try it and let you know.
Gore
[Rumor has it that in his younger days, my Wild Grampa Bill stole ballot boxes.]
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Oh my God, I’m surrounded by commie pinko fags*! 
** Bush **
*Said in my best dad’s voice.
LOL…and Shhhhh(he is still under investagation for that. )
oh and since Spider Woman did it…
BUSH
Gore.
I would have voted McCain, but the idiot GOP primary voters decided to pick a jackass instead of a patriot.
Gore
Bush.
Oh, come on. Like that wasn’t obvious. Yeesh.
It was obvious, John, but there was always some hope.
Gore
Gore.
How anyone can vote for Bush, who’s only a slightly more intelligent version of Dan Quayle is beyond me. BTB, if that was a man on page one who said he was voting Bush because of abortion issues: men only have the right to join in the abortion debates when they get a UTERUS!