Yes. It hurts. It hurts a LOT.
Yeah, a couple of times I opened one of his threads and went to answer the question, but then it’s like… what’s the point? It’s not like there’s a discussion to be had, here. So obviously, the OP must have an ulterior motive. Truthfully, I’m wondering if he’s a student taking Psych 101 who has to ask a bunch of boring-ass survey questions, and found this to be a better method than standing on the campus mall and bugging passers-by.
I thought that too–or maybe a silly research course.
Knowledge Leech. Not very subtle, but his kind is unfamiliar with alphabets.
Glasses of water, or pints of bitter, would violently disagree. Three out of four packets of peanuts agree he’s a hoopy frood though!
CMC fnord!
Damn, that actually works.
What the hell was up with his Week of Bigotry? He must have posted four or five different threads on it. It was weird.
Well done. I’ve actually knew a guy who insisted he was an alien, and to say he was more fun and more interesting than SDMBKL is like saying having your arm ripped off by a crocodile hurts a bit.
But is that having your arm forcibly ripped off, or ripped off in some other way? Gently, perhaps, or voluntarily? Adjectives matter, Marley.
“Forcibly” is an adverb, though.
You know who else thought of himself as a crazy lion? Jubal Early!
/possibly too-obscure Firefly reference
//then again, this is the Dope
I’m still trying to decide which is more interesting: the nature of his questions, or the fact that his posts all seem to be typed with care. While I haven’t read through all of his posts, I’ve looked through a fair number of them and did not find any significant errors in spelling or grammar.
I can’t explain why, but I find this combination of esoteric question-mongering and precise, clear English weirdly peculiar.
“To Serve Man”
It’s a cook book! He is writing a cook book!
That should be easy, just ask him about calculator manufacturers.
Hey! I resemble that remark!
He’s like edumacated but not really.
Must have a report on it due for Friday.
I once wrote a three-page essay about mirrors. Maybe I should sell it to one of those essay websites for wink-wink research purposes only.
::considers making the obvious joke about mirror sites, but decides it’s far too lame even for her::
You forgot “Should one eat candies before a home-cooked meal?”
And his MO of packing several questions into one big OP (here, for example) should also be noted.
Still, he comes across as less clueless and a better thread-starter and question-asker than some people (coughDiamonds02cough)