For the love of God don’t do THAT!
You know how bad a teenager with a minimum wage job can be?!
Just like royalty are people. People with better PR, better housing, fancy clothes, and fancy hatwear.
Do the mother sea-monkees have that little string of pearls? maybe you could sell those.
Pan-fried Seamonkey?
Ah, Sea Monkeys. I remember when someone tried to introduce this scam in Sweden in the 60s. It didn’t take long until whoever it was had to stop for breaking every imaginable rule about truth in advertising.
Two years? WTF? Impossible. Maybe some wild strain of brine shrimp, but not Seamonkeys.
Don’t worry about what to do with them–you’ve only had them for a few months now. What you don’t realize is why the two-year lifespan claim is complete bullshit. Seamonkeys have a special property lacking in their Utah cousins. It’s one of nature’s laws: the length of time Seamonkeys are alive is directly proportional to the probability that their container will get knocked over.
Um, Utah isn’t on a major fault line, is it?
Uh, the statement was “capable of fending for itself in the wild” not “capable of rolling over and dying when it discovers there’s no cellphone signal in the wild.”
DAMN YOU,
I wanted to make that joke!
<SLAPS Yarster with a WET TROUT>
;)
There’s a Cow and Boy strip somewhere in this thread with a Sea Monkey holding a bazooka while riding an Alligator, or vice versa.
Do your kids have an electric train set? Have you ever shown them how to seperate water into oxygen & hydrogen with a simple electric transformer and two wires? I mean you already have a bowl full of water. Think of it as a science project. 
“Are you Bill Nye?” “It’s pronounced: Fronkensteen.”
Another testimonial here that my kids’ monkeys died off after a few months, even with following the directions to a tee.
[QUOTE=Scuba_Ben;13600439GaryT: Sea monkeys are too tiny, IIRC, to be useful in cocktail sauce.[/QUOTE]
They can, however, add a nice little tang when mixed into shrimp-flavor ramen noodles.
Just thinking out loud.
Sure, if you dont mind the hundreds of tiny screams…
… that are suddenly silenced.
…a great disturbance in the Force.